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  • Never Kiss a lady police,
    She will say, hands up.

    Never Kiss a lady doctor,
    She will say, Next please

    But always Kiss a lady teacher,
    Because she will say, repeat it 5 time

  • A kiss is something
    .
    .
    you cannot give without taking
    and cannot take without giving.

  • In a cricket match..
    There was a girl.. She painted pakistani flag on her face..
    A boy kissed on her face and said…
    Mera mithaaa PAKISTAN.

  • Boy & girl playing Ludo.

    BOY: Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to I’ll kiss U.

    Girl: What? acha
    or agar 6 aya to?

    Boy:Kabi Ludo nai kheli kya. 6 aya to dubara Meri bari..

  • Ek officer school cheking k doran Dekhta hai k
    Ek Teacher Larki ko pakar k kiss kar raha hai . . .

    OFFICR:-
    What is this?

    TEACHR:-
    “MAR NAHI PYAR”..:-)

  • Boy 2 girl.
    Darling Ajj tum nay kiss krtay howay munn(mouth) main jo babalgum deya buhot maza aya.
    Girl.
    Jan wo babalgum nahe BALGHAM tha….

  • EK cLerk ofFiCe mE Apni Partner K saAth KisSing kR Raha thA. . .!!

    AchanaK Bos§ kAmrAy mE Enter hUa,
    Or Clerk kO Is haAL Me dEkh kR KAhA,
    Kya tUmhain iSs kaAM Ki tAnkhwA Di jAti hAi?

    CLerK:Nahi sIr…!
    Ye kaAM To Main fReE Me kArta hoOn.

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