Kiss SMS

Never Kiss a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never Kiss a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

But always Kiss a lady teacher,
Because she will say, repeat it 5 time

A kiss is something
.
.
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.

In a cricket match..
There was a girl.. She painted pakistani flag on her face..
A boy kissed on her face and said…
Mera mithaaa PAKISTAN.

Boy & girl playing Ludo.

BOY: Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to I’ll kiss U.

Girl: What? acha
or agar 6 aya to?

Boy:Kabi Ludo nai kheli kya. 6 aya to dubara Meri bari..

Ek officer school cheking k doran Dekhta hai k
Ek Teacher Larki ko pakar k kiss kar raha hai . . .

OFFICR:-
What is this?

TEACHR:-
“MAR NAHI PYAR”..:-)

Boy 2 girl.
Darling Ajj tum nay kiss krtay howay munn(mouth) main jo babalgum deya buhot maza aya.
Girl.
Jan wo babalgum nahe BALGHAM tha….

EK cLerk ofFiCe mE Apni Partner K saAth KisSing kR Raha thA. . .!!

AchanaK Bos§ kAmrAy mE Enter hUa,
Or Clerk kO Is haAL Me dEkh kR KAhA,
Kya tUmhain iSs kaAM Ki tAnkhwA Di jAti hAi?

CLerK:Nahi sIr…!
Ye kaAM To Main fReE Me kArta hoOn.