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Kiss a Teacher!

SMS-Dude — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:58:25 +0000

Never Kiss a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never Kiss a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

But always Kiss a lady teacher,
Because she will say, repeat it 5 time

SMS-Dude — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:47:44 +0000

A kiss is something
.
.
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.

SMS-Dude — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 10:50:01 +0000

In a cricket match..
There was a girl.. She painted pakistani flag on her face..
A boy kissed on her face and said…
Mera mithaaa PAKISTAN.

SMS-Dude — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:04:22 +0000

Boy & girl playing Ludo.

BOY: Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to I’ll kiss U.

Girl: What? acha
or agar 6 aya to?

Boy:Kabi Ludo nai kheli kya. 6 aya to dubara Meri bari..

SMS-Dude — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 23:03:29 +0000

Ek officer school cheking k doran Dekhta hai k
Ek Teacher Larki ko pakar k kiss kar raha hai . . .

OFFICR:-
What is this?

TEACHR:-
“MAR NAHI PYAR”..:-)

SMS-Dude — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 01:44:09 +0000

Boy 2 girl.
Darling Ajj tum nay kiss krtay howay munn(mouth) main jo babalgum deya buhot maza aya.
Girl.
Jan wo babalgum nahe BALGHAM tha….

SMS-Dude — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 00:34:04 +0000

EK cLerk ofFiCe mE Apni Partner K saAth KisSing kR Raha thA. . .!!

AchanaK Bos§ kAmrAy mE Enter hUa,
Or Clerk kO Is haAL Me dEkh kR KAhA,
Kya tUmhain iSs kaAM Ki tAnkhwA Di jAti hAi?

CLerK:Nahi sIr…!
Ye kaAM To Main fReE Me kArta hoOn.

SMS-Dude — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:48:11 +0000

Lady: doctr mere lips pe infection ho gya hai,

doctr: KISS kitni bar karti ho?

Lady: saal me 1bar!

Doctr: infection nhi
“zang”
lag gya hai..)

SMS-Dude — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 22:53:47 +0000

Love is blind
Be very kind
When I KISS u
plz don”t mind!