Marriage SMS

Boy:
muj se shadi kro gi?

Girl.
No

Boy.
But why?

Girl:
Ghar wale nahi maanay ge.

Boy.
ghar mein kon kon hai.

Girl.
1 husband aur 4 bache..

Nikah K bad.
Admi:Fees?
Molvi:bv ki khubsurti K mutabiq de do!
Admi ne10 rupay de diye
Achanak hawa se Larki ka ghonghat uth gya
Molvi:Baqaya to Le Lo bhai.

Kisi ne ek Aadmi se pucha: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya Hoti Hain???

Aadmi: pata nahi bhai Meri to jawani Me Hi Shaadi Ho Gayi thi.

Larkay wale:

Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?

Larki ki amma…

Haan jii

MASHAALLAH

Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai..A.M.A

Agar Columbus married hota tu kabi America discover na kr pata kyu k Us sy kisi ny nhi pocha..

1-Kaha ja rahy ho?
2-Kyu?
3-Kis k sath?
4-Mujy b ly chalo.
5-Wapis kab ao gy?
6-Ghar reh k hi discover krlo
7-Meri ami ko hi ly jao
8-Mery liye kia lao gy
9-Pohanch k fon karna
10-Wapsi pay dahi lety ana.

Story:

Once Upon a Time A Boy Askd a Girl:
Wil U Marry Me?

Girl said: NO

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or is tra Larka Hansi khushi rehny lga

Moral:-No wife,
Happy life.

Pakstani Walima me khana khane k 2 rules:
One: Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi
Two: Doosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nhi tha ;-)