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Marriage SMS & Text Messages

  • Boy:
    muj se shadi kro gi?

    Girl.
    No

    Boy.
    But why?

    Girl:
    Ghar wale nahi maanay ge.

    Boy.
    ghar mein kon kon hai.

    Girl.
    1 husband aur 4 bache..

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  • Nikah K bad.
    Admi:Fees?
    Molvi:bv ki khubsurti K mutabiq de do!
    Admi ne10 rupay de diye
    Achanak hawa se Larki ka ghonghat uth gya
    Molvi:Baqaya to Le Lo bhai.

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  • Kisi ne ek Aadmi se pucha: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya Hoti Hain???

    Aadmi: pata nahi bhai Meri to jawani Me Hi Shaadi Ho Gayi thi.

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  • Larkay wale:

    Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?

    Larki ki amma…

    Haan jii

    MASHAALLAH

    Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai..A.M.A

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  • Columbus

    Agar Columbus married hota tu kabi America discover na kr pata kyu k Us sy kisi ny nhi pocha..

    1-Kaha ja rahy ho?
    2-Kyu?
    3-Kis k sath?
    4-Mujy b ly chalo.
    5-Wapis kab ao gy?
    6-Ghar reh k hi discover krlo
    7-Meri ami ko hi ly jao
    8-Mery liye kia lao gy
    9-Pohanch k fon karna
    10-Wapsi pay dahi lety ana.

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  • Story:

    Once Upon a Time A Boy Askd a Girl:
    Wil U Marry Me?

    Girl said: NO

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    or is tra Larka Hansi khushi rehny lga

    Moral:-No wife,
    Happy life.

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  • Walima

    Pakstani Walima me khana khane k 2 rules:
    One: Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi
    Two: Doosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nhi tha ;-)

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