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Being Unmarried

SMS-Dude — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 16:51:28 +0000

Un-married hone ka sab se bara faida kya hai ??

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Haar mani?
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Ok i tell u
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Aap Bed k dono taraf se utar sakte hain.

Doctor ki Shaadi

SMS-Dude — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:20:53 +0000

Döctör ki Shädi is täräh höni chäiye
k Dr. ki shädi Hi näzär Ääy

Übtän ki jägä pölyfäx ör Mehndi ki jägä pyødin Sölütiön istämäl ki jäi

Bärät Ämbülänce mein Ääy
Or
Nikäh Høspitäl mein Hö

Täsverön ki jägä X-räy liyä jäi
or
kyä khööb Hö Ägär khäne mäin vitämin C or B ki täblets di jäi
Mehmänö kö chäi yä Cöld Drinks ki jägä Glücöse wäter ÖRS Diyä jäi

Dülhäy k gäle mn här ki jägä Stethøscøpe lätkäyä jäi
Ør Mäza tu jb aye
Dr nikah k bad bole

Next..! ;-)

Happy Married Life

SMS-Dude — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:23:37 +0000

Secret of a Happy Married Life…
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Oye..

hoye..

Sadqe jawaan!

shadi hui ni or secret janne ki itni bechaini? ;-)

Gharwale

SMS-Dude — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:33:23 +0000

Boy:
muj se shadi kro gi?

Girl.
No

Boy.
But why?

Girl:
Ghar wale nahi maanay ge.

Boy.
ghar mein kon kon hai.

Girl.
1 husband aur 4 bache..

Nikah Fees

SMS-Dude — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 16:25:54 +0000

Nikah K bad.
Admi:Fees?
Molvi:bv ki khubsurti K mutabiq de do!
Admi ne10 rupay de diye
Achanak hawa se Larki ka ghonghat uth gya
Molvi:Baqaya to Le Lo bhai.

Khushiyan

SMS-Dude — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 11:37:56 +0000

Kisi ne ek Aadmi se pucha: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya Hoti Hain???

Aadmi: pata nahi bhai Meri to jawani Me Hi Shaadi Ho Gayi thi.

3 Rupees & 500 SMS

SMS-Dude — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 14:34:59 +0000

Larkay wale:

Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?

Larki ki amma…

Haan jii

MASHAALLAH

Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai..A.M.A

Columbus

SMS-Dude — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:27:54 +0000

Agar Columbus married hota tu kabi America discover na kr pata kyu k Us sy kisi ny nhi pocha..

1-Kaha ja rahy ho?
2-Kyu?
3-Kis k sath?
4-Mujy b ly chalo.
5-Wapis kab ao gy?
6-Ghar reh k hi discover krlo
7-Meri ami ko hi ly jao
8-Mery liye kia lao gy
9-Pohanch k fon karna
10-Wapsi pay dahi lety ana.

No Wife Happy Life!

SMS-Dude — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:31:19 +0000

Story:

Once Upon a Time A Boy Askd a Girl:
Wil U Marry Me?

Girl said: NO

or is tra Larka Hansi khushi rehny lga

Moral:-No wife,
Happy life.

Walima

SMS-Dude — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:46:43 +0000

Pakstani Walima me khana khane k 2 rules:
One: Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi
Two: Doosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nhi tha ;-)

Dhakan

SMS-Dude — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:31:00 +0000

Kitne jazbat se
Suhag Raat ko uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Wasi…

Wo bare piyar se boli,
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Aap sherwaani main aik dam dhakan lag rahe hain…

Rich Man

SMS-Dude — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:02:47 +0000

A young girl married an old rich man!
Neighbor asks the girl: Tumne insmein shadi ke liye kia dheka?
Girl : Ek to in ki income aur doosra in ke din kum.

Marriage & Restaurant

SMS-Dude — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:58:22 +0000

Getting married is just like going to a restaurant with your friends.

You order what you want but when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Shaadi ker dain

URA — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:43:43 +0000

Larkay waly:
bus g juldi se shadi kr daen.

Larki walay:
Nai abi larki parh ri hy

Larkay walay:
To hamara larka kon sa kaka hy jo kitabein phaar dy ga:-).

Wife Figure

SMS-Dude — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:27:22 +0000

Husband: Sweet Heart, A few years ago u had a figure like a Coke bottle

Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 liter

Mother of 2 kids

SMS-Dude — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:11:47 +0000

2 bachon ki Maa
teesri dafa
shadi kar rahi thi

Nikah k wakt
chota bacha
ronay laga

Maa boli : Chup ho ja, warna agli dafa sath nahi laon gi .

New & Old Marriage

SMS-Dude — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:06:50 +0000

New Shadi aur Old Shadi mein kia Farq hota hay?

New Shadi mein 2no “LIPS” Mila kar Sotay hain..

Aur

Old Shadi mein 2no “HIPS” Mila Kar Sotay Hain.

Matter of Survival

SMS-Dude — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:01:23 +0000

Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy,

An art for a lover,

An accomplishment for a bachelor

For a married person it is a matter of survival. ;)

Similarity

SMS-Dude — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:01:21 +0000

Q:
Whats the similarity between
Marriage
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11:59 pm. ?

Ans:

Dono k baad

Din badal jatay hein… :-)

Chapa Mar

SMS-Dude — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:01:20 +0000

Married Women Ko PoLiCe Me Job Buhat Jald Kyun MiL Jati Hai?
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Becoz
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Wo Chapa Marnay Me Exert Hoti Hain. . .>