Marriage SMS

Agar Columbus married hota tu kabi America discover na kr pata kyu k Us sy kisi ny nhi pocha..

1-Kaha ja rahy ho?
2-Kyu?
3-Kis k sath?
4-Mujy b ly chalo.
5-Wapis kab ao gy?
6-Ghar reh k hi discover krlo
7-Meri ami ko hi ly jao
8-Mery liye kia lao gy
9-Pohanch k fon karna
10-Wapsi pay dahi lety ana.

Story:

Once Upon a Time A Boy Askd a Girl:
Wil U Marry Me?

Girl said: NO

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or is tra Larka Hansi khushi rehny lga

Moral:-No wife,
Happy life.

Pakstani Walima me khana khane k 2 rules:
One: Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi
Two: Doosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nhi tha ;-)

Kitne jazbat se
Suhag Raat ko uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Wasi…

Wo bare piyar se boli,
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Aap sherwaani main aik dam dhakan lag rahe hain…

A young girl married an old rich man!
Neighbor asks the girl: Tumne insmein shadi ke liye kia dheka?
Girl : Ek to in ki income aur doosra in ke din kum.

Getting married is just like going to a restaurant with your friends.

You order what you want but when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Larkay waly:
bus g juldi se shadi kr daen.

Larki walay:
Nai abi larki parh ri hy

Larkay walay:
To hamara larka kon sa kaka hy jo kitabein phaar dy ga:-).