Marriage SMS

Husband: Sweet Heart, A few years ago u had a figure like a Coke bottle

Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 liter

2 bachon ki Maa
teesri dafa
shadi kar rahi thi

Nikah k wakt
chota bacha
ronay laga

Maa boli : Chup ho ja, warna agli dafa sath nahi laon gi .

New Shadi aur Old Shadi mein kia Farq hota hay?

New Shadi mein 2no “LIPS” Mila kar Sotay hain..

Aur

Old Shadi mein 2no “HIPS” Mila Kar Sotay Hain.

Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy,

An art for a lover,

An accomplishment for a bachelor

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For a married person it is a matter of survival. ;)

Q:
Whats the similarity between
Marriage
&
11:59 pm. ?

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Ans:

Dono k baad

Din badal jatay hein… :-)

Married Women Ko PoLiCe Me Job Buhat Jald Kyun MiL Jati Hai?
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Becoz
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Wo Chapa Marnay Me Exert Hoti Hain. . .>

Pakistan ka wo kon sa area hai jahan koi b larki unmarried nahi hai ?

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Answer is,

“Miyan wali”

Yahan sab Miyan wali hain..(“,)(,”)