Memon SMS

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Memon SMS & Text Messages

SMS and text messages including Memon SMS Jokes, Funny Memon SMS Messages and much more!

  • Memon 1: Mein ne is saal megai ki waja se 2 deeg hi pakai niyaaj ki…to kahan tha to ne nahi khai? acha tu to wahabi he na tum log niyaj nahi khatay!

    Memon 2: Abhi 2010 me pabandi utha li he darul uloom dio band waloo ne 11wi me yaad rakhna gaffar…

  • Memon: I am so miser(kanjoos) that i went alone for my honeymoon and saved half of the money.

    Sheikh: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

  • Memon Dukandar Se: Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka ek Baal Toot Gaya Hai

    Dukandar: 1 Baal Toota hai To Naya Q Lerahe Ho

    Memon: Jo Toota Hai Woh Akhri Tha…

  • Memon: Pent Ki Sila?

    Tailor: 150 Rupees

    Memon: Nekar Ki?

    Tailar: 50 Rupees

    Memon: Ok Nikar Hi See De
    Par Lambai Pairon Tk Rkhna…

  • Memon ask a taxi driver Data Sahib k mazaar jao gay?

    Driver: Haan jaonga.

    Memon ne jaib se ek shopper nikala or kaha:

    Wapsi main langar ke chawal lete aana.

  • Memon larka apni girlfriend k sath
    date maar ker wapis aaya to
    baap nay pocha, kitnay rupai kharch karey?
    Beta: Rs.50
    Baap:itne saray kioon?
    Beta: Bes uske paas itne hi thai…

  • Aik memon ko jin chimat gaya 2 din baad jin khud ek Aalim ke paas gaya aur bola: Janab, Mujhe bahir nikalo mein to bhooka he mar jaonga!

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