Memon SMS

Memon 1: Mein ne is saal megai ki waja se 2 deeg hi pakai niyaaj ki…to kahan tha to ne nahi khai? acha tu to wahabi he na tum log niyaj nahi khatay!

Memon 2: Abhi 2010 me pabandi utha li he darul uloom dio band waloo ne 11wi me yaad rakhna gaffar…

Memon: I am so miser(kanjoos) that i went alone for my honeymoon and saved half of the money.

Sheikh: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

Memon Dukandar Se: Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka ek Baal Toot Gaya Hai

Dukandar: 1 Baal Toota hai To Naya Q Lerahe Ho

Memon: Jo Toota Hai Woh Akhri Tha…

Memon: Pent Ki Sila?

Tailor: 150 Rupees

Memon: Nekar Ki?

Tailar: 50 Rupees

Memon: Ok Nikar Hi See De
Par Lambai Pairon Tk Rkhna…

Memon ask a taxi driver Data Sahib k mazaar jao gay?

Driver: Haan jaonga.

Memon ne jaib se ek shopper nikala or kaha:

Wapsi main langar ke chawal lete aana.

Memon larka apni girlfriend k sath
date maar ker wapis aaya to
baap nay pocha, kitnay rupai kharch karey?
Beta: Rs.50
Baap:itne saray kioon?
Beta: Bes uske paas itne hi thai…

Aik memon ko jin chimat gaya 2 din baad jin khud ek Aalim ke paas gaya aur bola: Janab, Mujhe bahir nikalo mein to bhooka he mar jaonga!