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Two Memons

SMS-Dude — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 02:41:03 +0000

Memon 1: Mein ne is saal megai ki waja se 2 deeg hi pakai niyaaj ki…to kahan tha to ne nahi khai? acha tu to wahabi he na tum log niyaj nahi khatay!

Memon 2: Abhi 2010 me pabandi utha li he darul uloom dio band waloo ne 11wi me yaad rakhna gaffar…

Memon & Sheikh

SMS-Dude — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:02:58 +0000

Memon: I am so miser(kanjoos) that i went alone for my honeymoon and saved half of the money.

Sheikh: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

Memon to Dukandar

SMS-Dude — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:21:42 +0000

Memon Dukandar Se: Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka ek Baal Toot Gaya Hai

Dukandar: 1 Baal Toota hai To Naya Q Lerahe Ho

Memon: Jo Toota Hai Woh Akhri Tha…

Memon to Tailor

SMS-Dude — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:21:42 +0000

Memon: Pent Ki Sila?

Tailor: 150 Rupees

Memon: Nekar Ki?

Tailar: 50 Rupees

Memon: Ok Nikar Hi See De
Par Lambai Pairon Tk Rkhna…

Memon to Taxi Driver

SMS-Dude — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 22:26:04 +0000

Memon ask a taxi driver Data Sahib k mazaar jao gay?

Driver: Haan jaonga.

Memon ne jaib se ek shopper nikala or kaha:

Wapsi main langar ke chawal lete aana.

Memon on Date

SMS-Dude — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 22:26:04 +0000

Memon larka apni girlfriend k sath
date maar ker wapis aaya to
baap nay pocha, kitnay rupai kharch karey?
Beta: Rs.50
Baap:itne saray kioon?
Beta: Bes uske paas itne hi thai…

Memon & Jin

SMS-Dude — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 22:26:03 +0000

Aik memon ko jin chimat gaya 2 din baad jin khud ek Aalim ke paas gaya aur bola: Janab, Mujhe bahir nikalo mein to bhooka he mar jaonga!

Memon Dost

SMS-Dude — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Kisi Ne Kaha K Memon Dost Se Bacho,
Maine Pocha K Memon Ka Kaise Pata Chale Ga?
Kaha Veri Simpal 1 sMs Kar K Dekho Agar sMs Na Kare To Samjho K Pakka Memon Hai.

Memon ke Dua

SMS-Dude — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:48:12 +0000

Memon: YA ALLAH, tu mujhe
1000.Rs de ga to 500.Rs teri rah mein doon ga

Raste mein usko 500.Rs mile

Memon bola*YA ALLAH
Itna b barosa nahi
PEHLE HI KAAT LIYE

Memon ki Olad

SMS-Dude — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:48:11 +0000

Dabbey Main Dabba
Dabbey Main Cake
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MEMON Ki Olad
SMS t0 Bhej . . ;->

Chicken YA Beef?

SMS-Dude — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:01:20 +0000

1 Memon samandar Mein d0ob gaya
us ne dua ki “YA ALLAH mujhay nikal de mein teri rah mein 1 chawal ki Degh doonga”.

1 LEHAR ne iss ko bahar nikal diya.

Bahar aa kar bola: KAUN SI DEGH?

Foran 1 Lehar Aai or iss ko wapis le gayi
To bola: YA ALLAH mein ne to yeh poocha tha
Chicken YA Beef?

Kaale Coat

SMS-Dude — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 18:55:30 +0000

Memon to his son:
Meri dili khwahish hai k tum bary ho k ‘wakeel’ bano..

Son: woh kyun..??

Memon:
Ta k, mera ‘kaale coat’ tumhary kaam aa jaye… ;-)

Dafa 420

SMS-Dude — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 22:42:23 +0000

Saaray gawahon aur bayanon ko

Mad-e-nazar rakhtay huey
ye Adalat

dafa 420 k tahet
$m$ Parhnay walay ko
$m$ na bhejnay k jurm main
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“MEMON” Qarar deti Hay.!