Memon SMS

Kisi Ne Kaha K Memon Dost Se Bacho,
Maine Pocha K Memon Ka Kaise Pata Chale Ga?
Kaha Veri Simpal 1 sMs Kar K Dekho Agar sMs Na Kare To Samjho K Pakka Memon Hai.

Memon: YA ALLAH, tu mujhe
1000.Rs de ga to 500.Rs teri rah mein doon ga

Raste mein usko 500.Rs mile

Memon bola*YA ALLAH
Itna b barosa nahi
PEHLE HI KAAT LIYE

Dabbey Main Dabba
Dabbey Main Cake
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MEMON Ki Olad
SMS t0 Bhej . . ;->

1 Memon samandar Mein d0ob gaya
us ne dua ki “YA ALLAH mujhay nikal de mein teri rah mein 1 chawal ki Degh doonga”.

1 LEHAR ne iss ko bahar nikal diya.

Bahar aa kar bola: KAUN SI DEGH?

Foran 1 Lehar Aai or iss ko wapis le gayi
To bola: YA ALLAH mein ne to yeh poocha tha
Chicken YA Beef?

Memon to his son:
Meri dili khwahish hai k tum bary ho k ‘wakeel’ bano..

Son: woh kyun..??

Memon:
Ta k, mera ‘kaale coat’ tumhary kaam aa jaye… ;-)

Saaray gawahon aur bayanon ko

Mad-e-nazar rakhtay huey
ye Adalat

dafa 420 k tahet
$m$ Parhnay walay ko
$m$ na bhejnay k jurm main
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“MEMON” Qarar deti Hay.!