Naughty SMS

Sambha: Sardar, Is Thakur Ka Kya Karna Hai

Gabbar: Is Saale Ke Dono Haath Kaat Do
Aur Isko Din Mein 03 Baar Blu Film Dikhao
Apne Aap Tarap Tarap Kar Mar Jaayega

Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

wah! wah!

Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

wah! wah!

Aap ko salam aur aap ki Girlfriend ko kiss…

Ab bol wah wah.

Tum dunia k un chand insano main se “Aik” ho jin ko dekh kr un
K
WALDAIN kehtay hain?

.

.

K
.

.
Kash
.
.
.
Us raat
.

“HUM JALDI SO JATAY.” :

Suna

Hay k

Aap ki

aik

Smile

Per

Loag

Martay

Hein

So…

Plz…..

Keep

Smiling

2

reduce

Population.

Teri Aankhon me Aansu
Chehre pe hansi hai

Teri saans mein aahain,
Dil mein bebasi hai

TuNe pehle Q na bataya mujh ko
K
Darwaze me Teri ungli phansi hai.

A small child:
Papa,
Ap Ksi Larki Ko Pyar Krte Hain…?

Father:
Haan,,,
Tumhari Maa Sy.

Child:
Bare Chalaak Hain…
Ghar Main Hi Chakr Chalaya Hua Hy..?

A Beautiful Girl Goes To Skin Doctor & Askd:
Muje Apne Jism Se Boht Pyar Hai,
So Muje Nahanay Se Pehle Kia Lagana Chahiye..?

Dr: Bathroom Ki Kundi