Naughty SMS

Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

wah! wah!

Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

wah! wah!

Aap ko salam aur aap ki Girlfriend ko kiss…

Ab bol wah wah.

Tum dunia k un chand insano main se “Aik” ho jin ko dekh kr un
K
WALDAIN kehtay hain?

.

.

K
.

.
Kash
.
.
.
Us raat
.

“HUM JALDI SO JATAY.” :

Suna

Hay k

Aap ki

aik

Smile

Per

Loag

Martay

Hein

So…

Plz…..

Keep

Smiling

2

reduce

Population.

Teri Aankhon me Aansu
Chehre pe hansi hai

Teri saans mein aahain,
Dil mein bebasi hai

TuNe pehle Q na bataya mujh ko
K
Darwaze me Teri ungli phansi hai.

A small child:
Papa,
Ap Ksi Larki Ko Pyar Krte Hain…?

Father:
Haan,,,
Tumhari Maa Sy.

Child:
Bare Chalaak Hain…
Ghar Main Hi Chakr Chalaya Hua Hy..?

A Beautiful Girl Goes To Skin Doctor & Askd:
Muje Apne Jism Se Boht Pyar Hai,
So Muje Nahanay Se Pehle Kia Lagana Chahiye..?

Dr: Bathroom Ki Kundi

Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim ko bohat mar raha tha,aur us per bohat saray ilzam laga raha tha.
Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar beta paida huwa hai,fone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga

“PAA DE PAA DE AY V CASE MERE UTTAY PAA DE”