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  • Sambha: Sardar, Is Thakur Ka Kya Karna Hai

    Gabbar: Is Saale Ke Dono Haath Kaat Do
    Aur Isko Din Mein 03 Baar Blu Film Dikhao
    Apne Aap Tarap Tarap Kar Mar Jaayega

  • Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

    wah! wah!

    Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

    wah! wah!

    Aap ko salam aur aap ki Girlfriend ko kiss…

    Ab bol wah wah.

  • Tum dunia k un chand insano main se “Aik” ho jin ko dekh kr un
    K
    WALDAIN kehtay hain?

    .

    .

    K
    .

    .
    Kash
    .
    .
    .
    Us raat
    .

    “HUM JALDI SO JATAY.” :

  • Suna

    Hay k

    Aap ki

    aik

    Smile

    Per

    Loag

    Martay

    Hein

    So…

    Plz…..

    Keep

    Smiling

    2

    reduce

    Population.

  • Teri Aankhon me Aansu
    Chehre pe hansi hai

    Teri saans mein aahain,
    Dil mein bebasi hai

    TuNe pehle Q na bataya mujh ko
    K
    Darwaze me Teri ungli phansi hai.

  • A small child:
    Papa,
    Ap Ksi Larki Ko Pyar Krte Hain…?

    Father:
    Haan,,,
    Tumhari Maa Sy.

    Child:
    Bare Chalaak Hain…
    Ghar Main Hi Chakr Chalaya Hua Hy..?

  • A Beautiful Girl Goes To Skin Doctor & Askd:
    Muje Apne Jism Se Boht Pyar Hai,
    So Muje Nahanay Se Pehle Kia Lagana Chahiye..?

    Dr: Bathroom Ki Kundi

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