Naughty SMS

A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies
A woman inquired – Do these babies belong 2 u?
Man: No, I work in a condom factory n

these r customers’ complaints

Q: What is differance between Aadami & Aurat?
A: Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari ummeed karti hai.

Aur aadami bahut sari aurato se ek hi ummeed karta hai..

What is the diference btwen SKy & SKiRT ?

sKY covers the Whole generation

&

SKiRT covers the generation hole.

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MÉSSAGE PR Rehay
ho ya gand mazay le rehay ho………..?

Tu duniya ka sab se CHUTIYA treen Larka ha . . . . . . . . . . . .

Uper btadya na Bhosri k nechy kya dhondh raha hai. :-)

Father asked beti:
Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?

Beti:
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shadi karon gi,
or kia?

Father:Beti jo marzi kerna per zra tarteb se krna!

Girl:Kaha se baat ker rahe ho?

Boy:BedRoom se razai k ander se

GIRL:Wahan covrage hai kya?

BOY:Haan mera personaL TOWER jo KHARA hai.. :-D