Naughty SMS

..z.. Pewasta reh shajar se umeed-e-bahaar rakh..

Bachay 2 hi achay, biwian beshak 4 rakh..z

1 Naai ki shop par 1 Aadmi Aata hai:Kitni der lage gi?

NAI:2Ghante

Aadmi chala jata hai

2sre din:kitni der lage gi

NAI:1Ghanta
Phir chala jata hai

NaaI ne peeche 1 Larka bheja:
Dekho kahan se Aata ha aur kahan jata hai

Larka wapis Aa kar: Aane ka to pata nhi magar Time pooch kar Ap k ghar jata hy..

“BULBUL KA BACHA”

Khata tha khichri
Peta tha pani
BULBUL KA BACHA

Gata tha gane
Mere sarhany
BULBUL KA BACHA

Ek din uraya
Wapis na aya
“GASHTI KA BACHA”

FRIEND K SAATH KARO YA GIRLFRIEND K SAATH,

ROOM ME KARO YA GARDEN ME,

DIN ME KARO YA RAAT ME,

BED PER KARO YA SOFE PER,

PARHAI TO KARNI HI HAI:-)

Hay

If i dstrb u

Im sorry!

But i need

To say

I

Love

To Disturb U

jo krna hai kr lo.

Aik 3 saal ka Bacha khatna karwane k liye doctor ki clinic mien wait kar raha tha,
Us ke barabar mien 1 baray miaan ittefaq se beth gaye to bacha un ko dekh ker ganay laga”
Apni to jaise tayse,
Thori aise ya wayse,
kut jaye gi,
Aap ka kia hoga Janab-e-aali.

Morning voices
UK:-Hi dear
USA:-good morning
CHINA:-mehow
Japan:-shanhow
Italy:-manichi
India:-namastay
France:sanchay
In Pakistan:-uth kanjara 10 waj gay nu