Naughty SMS

Zara Smbhal K chlna, Zyada Bhari Chiz mt uthana, apna khayal Rkhna, Khana Thik thak khana, Kyun K? 9wa Mahina start ho gea ha…

Girl says:
Na dekh hasino ko paap hoga,
Tu b ek din kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Boy says:
Khuda kare teri zuban sachi ho,
Mujhe baap kehne wali teri hi bachi ho.!

Woman in bed wid hsbnd’s bst frnd;

phone rings,

Woman: Yes?.. Ok, .. fine, ..bye.

Turns to her Lover and laughs; “My hsbnd said he is playing golf with U.”

A Rule for success:

always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life…
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But act opposite to her advice….!!;-)

After an emotional hug, Girl whispers to Boy: “If u hug me once more like that, i will be urs forever”

Boy: THANKS FOR THE WARNING!

:-)

70 years ki Old woman ne Newspepr me
zaroorat-e-rishta ka Add diya

10′din bad aik answer letter aya
“AMMA es umar me Rishtay nahi Farishtay atay hain!

Boy:- Tumhari Qameez Phati Hui He,
Girl:- Nahi Ye To Fashion He,

Boy:- Wah G Wah….
Khud Phaaro To Fashion Ham Phaaren To Police Station…