Naughty SMS

Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim ko bohat mar raha tha,aur us per bohat saray ilzam laga raha tha.
Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar beta paida huwa hai,fone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga

“PAA DE PAA DE AY V CASE MERE UTTAY PAA DE”

Agar mobile pakistan ijad karta to us mein yeh templates hoty.
1.Harami call kar
2.Ghar khali hy bachi le aa
3.Gutky leta hoa aaiyo
4.Date pur houn..
5.Tu kahan hai Kus Marani kay
6.Shukria bharwey ..

Height Of Embarrassment

“Man Sitting with his Wife in Park, Another Lady Comes to his Wife & Says:
Paisay Pehlay Lay Lena, Ye kameena bohat dhokey baz hai…”

Rait Ki Zarurat Her Raigistaan Ko Hoti hai

Sitaron Ki Zarurat Aasman Ko Hoti hai

Ap Kabhi PESHAWAR Mat jana
Q k
Achay BACHAY ki Zarurat hr PATHAN Ko hoti hai.

Son:Mujhe Circus dekhna hai

Dad:No!Mein BusY hun!

Son:Wahan Ek Nangi Larki Cheetay pe Sawari karti hai

Dad:Chalo Chalte hein kafi Din huay Cheeta nahi dekha.

Boy :chalo Cinema chaltay hain,
Main pichhli seatain book krnay ki koshish karun ga.

Girl: Agar pichhli seat na mili to…?

Boy:

To phir film Dekhain ge:-)

Lo ji
Kesa Zamana Äa gaya hay

Had kar di
“Jazz”
walon ne..
Poster per LARKI ki TASVEER bana k kehte hain
“Lagey raho
Raat bhar”

Or wo bhi sirf 5 rupey mai..