Naughty SMS

Two girls came from movie.

1st:Mera purse chori ho gaya!

2nd:Tu to brazar me rakhti Q hai?

1st:Mujhe kya pata tha saale ne chori karne ke liye hath dala hai!

APPEAL

Sania Mirza ab PAKISTAN ki bhabi bungai he islie un k tenis match me

unki

HEALTHY HIPS

SEXY LEGS

nd

BOUNCY BOOBS
ko izat ki nigah se dekhen
shukria

From=
Shoaib malik

“BANGALI DOCTOR”
To A LADY Patient:

“TANG” Dekhayen

LADY:
What?

Dr:
I Mean
Apna “JOBAN” Dekhayen,

LADY:
Are You In Senses?

Dr:
Na Aap “TANG” (Tongue) Deykhti Hain,
Or
Na “JOBAN” (Zuban) Deykhti Hai.

Ap Apna “KUSS” (Kuch) To Dekhaye..!;-)

Papa:”Beta Tumhe Kaisi Biwi Chahiye”.

Beta:”Chand Jaisi Jo Raat Ko Aaye Aur Subha Chali Jaye”.

Papa:”Beta Usey Chand Nahi gashti Kehte Hain….!!

Larka : Molvi Sahab kya Girl friend k saath Sona Haram hai?
Molvi : Beta Baat Haram Halal ki Nahi hai
Masla Yeh hai ke Tum log Sote nahi ho.

1 Hostle mein Larkian Cycle Chala rhi the,

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Wo Khush thi or Bohat Shor Macha rahi thi,

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Madam Boli:Chup Hojao Warna Cycle pe Seat Lagwa Dun gi

DOSt or Saathi main kya farq hai..
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‘Dost’ Mushkil se milte hain.

‘saathi’ 6 rupay k 4 miltay hain…