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  • Two girls came from movie.

    1st:Mera purse chori ho gaya!

    2nd:Tu to brazar me rakhti Q hai?

    1st:Mujhe kya pata tha saale ne chori karne ke liye hath dala hai!

  • APPEAL

    Sania Mirza ab PAKISTAN ki bhabi bungai he islie un k tenis match me

    unki

    HEALTHY HIPS

    SEXY LEGS

    nd

    BOUNCY BOOBS
    ko izat ki nigah se dekhen
    shukria

    From=
    Shoaib malik

  • “BANGALI DOCTOR”
    To A LADY Patient:

    “TANG” Dekhayen

    LADY:
    What?

    Dr:
    I Mean
    Apna “JOBAN” Dekhayen,

    LADY:
    Are You In Senses?

    Dr:
    Na Aap “TANG” (Tongue) Deykhti Hain,
    Or
    Na “JOBAN” (Zuban) Deykhti Hai.

    Ap Apna “KUSS” (Kuch) To Dekhaye..!;-)

  • Papa:”Beta Tumhe Kaisi Biwi Chahiye”.

    Beta:”Chand Jaisi Jo Raat Ko Aaye Aur Subha Chali Jaye”.

    Papa:”Beta Usey Chand Nahi gashti Kehte Hain….!!

  • Larka : Molvi Sahab kya Girl friend k saath Sona Haram hai?
    Molvi : Beta Baat Haram Halal ki Nahi hai
    Masla Yeh hai ke Tum log Sote nahi ho.

  • 1 Hostle mein Larkian Cycle Chala rhi the,

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    Wo Khush thi or Bohat Shor Macha rahi thi,

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    Madam Boli:Chup Hojao Warna Cycle pe Seat Lagwa Dun gi

  • DOSt or Saathi main kya farq hai..
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    ‘Dost’ Mushkil se milte hain.

    ‘saathi’ 6 rupay k 4 miltay hain…

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