Naughty SMS

Love is like a”pant”bt frndshp is like a”underwear”
Bcoz”pant”phat b jai tu “undrwear”izat bacha leta he
So thnx 4being my”undrwear”
Send this 2 all ur undrwears

2 Bache Jungle me Potty kr rhe the,achanak Sher agaya..

1st: Chotu tu dar to nhi rha.?

2nd: Nhi,me nhi darta..

1st: To phir apni dho meri Q dho rha hai.?

Once Ghalib saw A big breast Girl,

He said!

Ankhon Me Wohi Jaam Liye,
Honton Pe Wohi MusKaan Liye,

Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Jane’Man Seenay Pe Dairy Farm Liye..;-)

Totay ne sex ki goli kha li or garam ho gaya
malik ne usay thanda karnay k liye firizer mai rakh dyia
20 mint bad us ne darwaza khola to tota pasinay maiduba huwa tha
Malik:* abay tujhay itna pasina q aya hoa hai ?
Tota:tujhey kyia malum jami hoi murgi ki tangay kholna kitna mushkil kam hay.

Apni aap biti her kisi ko suna ker dard se ro diye. . .

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k bawaseer ka operation tha or doctor Pathan nikla. . .

Son: Papa kya raat ko mama murghiyon ko dana dalti hain?

Papa: Nahi tu!

Son: Phir raat ko un ki awaz kyun aa rahi hoti hai.

AH AH AH AH AH AH AH….

Dar or khaof ka ek sacha waqia,

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2 pathan ikathy naha rhy thy k un ka SABUN gir gaya,

Phir

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Kisi ki himmat na hoi k jhuk k uthata…