Naughty SMS

2 Bache Jungle me Potty kr rhe the,achanak Sher agaya..

1st: Chotu tu dar to nhi rha.?

2nd: Nhi,me nhi darta..

1st: To phir apni dho meri Q dho rha hai.?

Once Ghalib saw A big breast Girl,

He said!

Ankhon Me Wohi Jaam Liye,
Honton Pe Wohi MusKaan Liye,

Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Jane’Man Seenay Pe Dairy Farm Liye..;-)

Totay ne sex ki goli kha li or garam ho gaya
malik ne usay thanda karnay k liye firizer mai rakh dyia
20 mint bad us ne darwaza khola to tota pasinay maiduba huwa tha
Malik:* abay tujhay itna pasina q aya hoa hai ?
Tota:tujhey kyia malum jami hoi murgi ki tangay kholna kitna mushkil kam hay.

Apni aap biti her kisi ko suna ker dard se ro diye. . .

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k bawaseer ka operation tha or doctor Pathan nikla. . .

Son: Papa kya raat ko mama murghiyon ko dana dalti hain?

Papa: Nahi tu!

Son: Phir raat ko un ki awaz kyun aa rahi hoti hai.

AH AH AH AH AH AH AH….

Dar or khaof ka ek sacha waqia,

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2 pathan ikathy naha rhy thy k un ka SABUN gir gaya,

Phir

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Kisi ki himmat na hoi k jhuk k uthata…

1 lrki shop p bolne wala tota lny gai
Lrki Toty se:Me ksi lgti hon
Tota:Bagairat lgti ho
Lrki:tota batmez he
shopkepr ne toty ko pani me dubaya or pocha.Gali de ga
tota:nahi
Lrki:Toty se. Agr mere ghr pr mere sath ik admi aye to tm kya sochoge
Tota:tmara shohr hoga
Lrki:agr 2admi hon
Tota:tmara shohr & devr
Lrki:Agr 3 hon
To
tota: shohr,devar & bhai
Larki:Agr 4 hon to?
Tota: Chilla k bola pani lay ao.
Mene phly he kaha ta k
ye”Bagairat he