Naughty SMS

1 lrki shop p bolne wala tota lny gai
Lrki Toty se:Me ksi lgti hon
Tota:Bagairat lgti ho
Lrki:tota batmez he
shopkepr ne toty ko pani me dubaya or pocha.Gali de ga
tota:nahi
Lrki:Toty se. Agr mere ghr pr mere sath ik admi aye to tm kya sochoge
Tota:tmara shohr hoga
Lrki:agr 2admi hon
Tota:tmara shohr & devr
Lrki:Agr 3 hon
To
tota: shohr,devar & bhai
Larki:Agr 4 hon to?
Tota: Chilla k bola pani lay ao.
Mene phly he kaha ta k
ye”Bagairat he

Ek Sardar ne white Dhoti or Red kameez pehni hoi thi.
College girl,
Wo dekho Red & White Sardar.
Sardar ne dhoti Oper ki Or kaha King Size filter k Sath

LUX k add main chehra dikhaya

PANTENE k add mai baal dikhaey

IODEX k add mài kamar dikhai

veet k add mài taàng dikhai

Phir
“Always” k add mai

Yakki kyun?

BaCHa: Ammi me ne ScHOol Ki Copy par tail lGaya Hai, lekin Phr B Jaldi Jaldi Kaam nHi Ho rha,

Ammi: PaGal ye tUmsy Kis ne Kaha?

BaCHa: Ap KHud Hi tO Raat Ko ABu Se Keh rHin thi K

aGar Aap tHora Sa tail laGa lein Ge, to Kaam Jaldi Ho Jaey Ga…!!

Love News:

1 Larka 1 Larki Ko

Kiss Karne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha k

Aik Dam awaz Aayi,

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EXPRESS NEWS:

Har KANJAR per nazar…

Railway station warning board:- “Rail ki patri par baith kar tatti na karein. Aap roz haath se bund dhote hain, kisi din bund se haath dho baithen gey.

1Bacha Rat Ko Apne Parents K
Bed-Room Mn Gaya Aur Jate Hi

Hairat Zada Ho K Bola,

MOM pehle Khud Ko to Dekho or

Mujhe SIRF Angutha Chusne Pr Maarti Ho.