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SMS-Dude — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:31:19 +0000

I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go…

raja — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:59:15 +0000

larki kia h sab n kaha larki janat h mene kaha dozkh m le jane wale chirya h larki

SMS-Dude — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:58:23 +0000

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot, This describes everything you’re not

SMS-Dude — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:58:23 +0000

Cute, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent… I think its enough abt me, wht abt u?

SMS-Dude — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:58:22 +0000

Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

SMS-Dude — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:50:15 +0000

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Sardars? Both don’t exist.

SMS-Dude — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 22:26:04 +0000

If ur sad, thn sit on the rocks, open ur shoes and smell ur socks!!!

URA — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:48:04 +0000

Mosam_e_gul ho k barsat meri jan! magar! Bhook lagti hay to mosam bhi bura lagta hay.

SMS-Dude — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 17:46:39 +0000

World smallest joke: Ek PATHAN soch raha tha.

SMS-Dude — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:17:21 +0000

Is it time for your medication or mine?