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Identifying Pakistanis

usman — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 15:33:44 +0000

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify?
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arrive at least an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone’s house.
*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control.

Age Game

SMS-Dude — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 06:58:03 +0000

Amazing MATHS MAGIC…

Zarur Try krna
259 x (Ur age) x 39 = ?
Try it & get
Surprise to c
de results
Aapki age 3 bar likhi nzar
Aayegi.
try karo.

Dedicated to Pakistan

SMS-Dude — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 19:02:02 +0000

Tumhain ye gila hai jaana k mizaaj Q hai barham…
Kaho kaisy muskuraon Mera Shehr jal raha hai.!!!

Dedicated to My beloved country ===Pakistan===

Forward to All Friends

SMS-Dude — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:27:54 +0000

Send dis msg 2 ur frndz & get dangerous replies…
“AGAR AP KO MERA KOI NUqSAN KARNE KA MAUqA MILAY TO AP KYA KAROGE?”
reply me first.
Reply zrur karen..

Not the truth

SMS-Dude — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 20:12:12 +0000

Once, an old man and his 24 year old son were going from New York to Texas in a train.
The son sat next to the window with his father beside him.

The son looking out towards the window shouted,
‘dad, look the trees are going behind!’
dad smiled, and a young couple,sitting near, looked at the 24 year old behaving childishly with pity.

Suddenly, he again exclaimed.
‘dad look, the clouds are running with us!’

the couple couldn’t resist and said to the old man,
‘why dont you take your son to a good doctor?’

the old man smiled and said,
‘we did, and we are just coming from the hospital. My son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today.’

moral: don’t jump to conclusions directly because what you see is most probably not the truth….

Dictionary

SMS-Dude — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:05:28 +0000

Dictionary is the only place where:

1.Death comes before Life

2.End comes before Start

3.Child comes before Parents

4.Divorce comes before marriage

5.Evening comes before Morning

6.Result comes before Test

7.Destination comes before Struggle

8.Dinner comes before Lunch

9.Doctor comes before Fever.

But the thing i consider right in Dictionary is that

10.FRIEND COMES BEFORE RELATIVE.

Bimari or Daulat

URA — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:21:30 +0000

1 DiN Bemari Ny Doulat sy Kaha:

tum Kitni KhushNaseeb Ho Hr Koi tume Pany ki Koshish Krta Hai.

Åur Me Kitni BadNseb, k Hr Shaks Mujse Door Bhagta Hai

DOLAT BOLI:

KhushNaseeb to tum Ho Jise Pa kr Log Apny KHUDA ko yad Karty Hen,

Åur BadNaseeb to Me Hon Jisy Pa kr Aksr Log KHUDA ko Bhool Jaty Hen.

Bitter Reality

SMS-Dude — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:01:11 +0000

A Joke explaining a bitter reality.

Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar.

A Guy Asks: What are you planning?

Bush: Planning World War III.

Guy: Really?

Whats Going to Happen?

Bush: Well!
This time We Are Going To Kill 140 Million Muslims And KATRINA KAIF.

Guy: katrina kaif? Why To Kill katrina?

Bush Turns To Obama And Says:
“See, I Told You No One Would Worry About 140 Million Muslims”!

Ilm, Dolat or Izzat

SMS-Dude — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 06:07:51 +0000

3 Doston Ki Kahani”

1.ILM,
2.DOLAT,
or
3.IZZAT,

3no Dost Thay,
3no Mai Pyar Bhi Bohat Tha,
Aek Aisa Waqt Aaya K 3no Ko Juda Hona Para,
3no Ne Aek Dusray Se Sawal Kiya k Wo Kahan Jayen Gay ?

ILAM Bola : Main Madrsa, Masjid or School Jaon Ga,

DOLAT Ne Kaha, Main Mahal or Ameeron k Pas jaon Gi,

Lekin

IZZAT Khamosh Rahi 2no Ne Wajah Pochi To IZZAT Ne Thandi Aah bher k Kaha,

Main Ek Baar Chali Gai To phir Kabhi wapis Nahi Aaongi.

Palestinian child reply

SMS-Dude — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 02:31:32 +0000

A TOUCHING REPLY!

ISRAELI CHILD:
“My DAD says u & ur people r TERORIST”

PALESTINE CHILD:
“I hv nvr heard my father’s voice bcoz HE was Killed By UR People”.

Jawab Do

SMS-Dude — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 14:19:24 +0000

Dimag ha to jawab do

Tumare bhai ki bhabi ki Saas k bhai ki biwi ki saas k shohar k damad k potay ki maa k dewar ki behan ap ki kon?
Challenge,reply in 1 min

Health Tips

SMS-Dude — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 09:40:00 +0000

Important
HEALTH Tips:

Answer The Phone By Left Ear

Don’t Take Medicine With Cold Water

Don’t Have Heavy Meals After 5 pm

Drink More Water In The Morning & Less At Night

Best Sleeping Time Is From 10 pm To 4 am

Don’t Lie Down Immediately After Taking Medicine

When Battery Of Mobile Is Down To Last Bar Don’t Answer The Phone
As The Radiation Is 1000 Times..

Forward This SmS To People U Care For…
As I care 4 U
Kindness Costs Nothing:-)

Bumper Prize

SMS-Dude — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 02:28:46 +0000

“4″ Sawalön k sahih Answer dene par aap ko Milega buMper prize..!!

Challenge..
1. China Kis Mulk Mein Hai?
2. 14 August Kis Date Ko Aati Hai?
3. Green Rang Kis Colour Ka Hota Hai?
4. TeMaatar Ko Urdu Mein Kya Bolte Hain?

Reply is Must.

Very Zyada

SMS-Dude — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 00:34:05 +0000

I wil yad u very zyada
U bhi yad me bht much
U r very zyada gud dost of me
I thnk i m bhi boht ache frend of u
So plz dnt bholna me
Me also kabi v nai 4get u:-)

Love is about Caring

SMS-Dude — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:01:23 +0000

Love is al about…..
Teddy bear… Flowerz…. Pillow fighting… Sunrise …. Sunset … Phone calz… Luv letterz…. luv storiez …. Romantic sngs … Chocolates …. Prfumes… Diamond … Candle light… Ice cream… Music… Mvies … Shoppìng…. Gifts… Meetings….
Never ending taks… Hlding hands…. Teasing…. Fighting.. Sharing…. Blushing.. Smiling… Laughing… Reminiscing the times together…. Beaches … And most of all
“CARING”

Gir jaye..

SMS-Dude — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:01:22 +0000

Ya ALLAH…

Jo mujhe aaj raat
Good night
wish na kare wo apne bed se gir jaye…
(Ameen)

To all Dhakkans

SMS-Dude — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:01:21 +0000

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
to you

shocked ?

actually aaj k Din

‘James Hawk’

ne DHAKKAN banaya tha

tu may nay soucha her DHAKKAN ko wish kar don.

1st April Fool of 2010!

SMS-Dude — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:01:21 +0000

I’m Going To U.S.A.

Dont Worry The Flight Is After 74 Days..

Surprised?

After 190 Days Is 1st April,U r 1st Fool Of 2010!

We Proud on PATHANS

URA — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:33:38 +0000

Agr Pathan na hon tu!
Chapalyn kon seay ga?
Mazdoori kon kray ga?
Chhat pr bajri kon charhaye ga?
Madrson ma kon parhy ga?
Dmper kon chlaye ga?
Garmi mein gola ganda or Sardi mai Mongphali kon bechyga?
Raat ko chowkidari kon karega?

Do Proud on PATHANS…

Award

SMS-Dude — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:47:40 +0000

Mujy 1 Award deny ka Chance mily to Ap Mujy kon sa Award denge?

Bst Speaking
Bst Style
Bst Smile
Bst Lover
Bst Dressed
Bst Prsonaliy
Bst Nature

Rply Must…