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A Joke explaining a bitter reality.

Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar.

A Guy Asks: What are you planning?

Bush: Planning World War III.

Guy: Really?

Whats Going to Happen?

Bush: Well!
This time We Are Going To Kill 140 Million Muslims And KATRINA KAIF.

Guy: katrina kaif? Why To Kill katrina?

Bush Turns To Obama And Says:
“See, I Told You No One Would Worry About 140 Million Muslims”!

3 Doston Ki Kahani”

1.ILM,
2.DOLAT,
or
3.IZZAT,

3no Dost Thay,
3no Mai Pyar Bhi Bohat Tha,
Aek Aisa Waqt Aaya K 3no Ko Juda Hona Para,
3no Ne Aek Dusray Se Sawal Kiya k Wo Kahan Jayen Gay ?

ILAM Bola : Main Madrsa, Masjid or School Jaon Ga,

DOLAT Ne Kaha, Main Mahal or Ameeron k Pas jaon Gi,

Lekin

IZZAT Khamosh Rahi 2no Ne Wajah Pochi To IZZAT Ne Thandi Aah bher k Kaha,

Main Ek Baar Chali Gai To phir Kabhi wapis Nahi Aaongi.

A TOUCHING REPLY!

ISRAELI CHILD:
“My DAD says u & ur people r TERORIST”

PALESTINE CHILD:
“I hv nvr heard my father’s voice bcoz HE was Killed By UR People”.

Dimag ha to jawab do

Tumare bhai ki bhabi ki Saas k bhai ki biwi ki saas k shohar k damad k potay ki maa k dewar ki behan ap ki kon?
Challenge,reply in 1 min

Important
HEALTH Tips:

Answer The Phone By Left Ear

Don’t Take Medicine With Cold Water

Don’t Have Heavy Meals After 5 pm

Drink More Water In The Morning & Less At Night

Best Sleeping Time Is From 10 pm To 4 am

Don’t Lie Down Immediately After Taking Medicine

When Battery Of Mobile Is Down To Last Bar Don’t Answer The Phone
As The Radiation Is 1000 Times..

Forward This SmS To People U Care For…
As I care 4 U
Kindness Costs Nothing:-)

“4″ Sawalön k sahih Answer dene par aap ko Milega buMper prize..!!

Challenge..
1. China Kis Mulk Mein Hai?
2. 14 August Kis Date Ko Aati Hai?
3. Green Rang Kis Colour Ka Hota Hai?
4. TeMaatar Ko Urdu Mein Kya Bolte Hain?

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I wil yad u very zyada
U bhi yad me bht much
U r very zyada gud dost of me
I thnk i m bhi boht ache frend of u
So plz dnt bholna me
Me also kabi v nai 4get u:-)