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  • 1 Sardar maliria se kanp raha tha.
    Doctor aya or pocha kia howa hy?
    Us k bete ne kaha k:Bimari ka to kuch pta nai pr Abba subha se
    “VIBRATION”pr hai

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  • “Lafzon ki tarteeb mujhy bandhni nahi aati..”

    “”Ghalib”"

    “Hum tum ko yad kartay hain SEEDHI si baat hai..

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  • Azmat k 4 Minaron k 4 Azeem Aqwal:

    Insan Khud Azeem Nhi Hota Bal’K UsKa Kirdar Azeem Hota He,
    Hazrat Abu Bakar Siddiq R.Z

    Ghuse Ki Halat Men Insaf Krna Mushkil Hota he,
    Hazrat Umer Farooq R.Z

    Zindgi Ka Koi Maqsad Banalo Phir Apni Sari Taqat Us k Husool Pr Lagado Tum Zaror Kamyab Hojaoge,
    Hazrat Usman Ghani R.Z

    Jo Shakhs Tumhari Nigahon Se Tumhari Zarorat Ko Samjh Nhi Skta, Us se Kuch Mang Kr Khud Ko Shrminda Na Kro,
    Hazrat Ali R.Z…

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  • Two best sentences from me as a gift for U

    1. Laugh so hard,that even sorrow smile at u

    2. Live life so well, that even death loves to see u alive.

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  • {"'''}__{'''"       (',')
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    Uth jao k hun tvadY te pani suta te twanu pta laggy  subah hogai ay
    "Good Morning"
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  • Eq.#1
    Study=Don’t fail

    Eq.#2
    Don’t study=Fail

    Adding eq.1 & eq.2

    =>Study+don’t study

    =fail+don’t fail.

    Takin common on both sides

    =>Study(1 + don’t)
    =fail(1+don’t)

    By cancellation;

    =>study = fail

    Then y waste time..?
    Enjoy ur life..

    Proved by:
    Prof:Usman
    (Noble Prize expected in 2010)

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  • Pleas call me,
    Its urgent..

    Ek accident ho gya hy..

    Aap hi ka Blood chaiye.. Pleas inkar mt karna..
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    Wrna..
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    KHOTA mar jaye ga.haha

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