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2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

Pain of missing a harami friend is realized when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:

“Bhenchod Mammay Dekh”

“Sach to ye hai jo mujhey jhoot ki aadat hoti

Mujh ko tum se na tumhen mujh se shikayat hoti

Apne maazi k fasanay jo sunata tum ko

Kese zinda hun ab tak tumhain herat hoti

Kuch nhi kehta to kehte hain k magroor hun main

Aur kuch kehta to kuch aur shikayat hoti

Khud parasti jo na insan ki fitrat hoti

Saari duniya mai mohabbat hi mohabbat hoti

Tum ne acha kya mujh ko na diya wafa ka badla

Tum bhi mujh se jo wafa karte to tijarat hoti..

Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: LIGHT Hai?
Nurse: NO

Bacha bola Oh tuadi khair…
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PAKISTAN wich aagia..

**Piyar**
1 Khobsurt Jazba

**DIL**
1 Khobsurt ghar

**ZINDGI**
1 Khobsurt safar

**DOSTI**
1 Khobsurt rishta
Or

**AAP**
In tamam rishton ka
Khobsurt
**EHSAS**

*DOSTI*
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Ye doSt bhi Ajeeb hote hain

Dene pe aaen to jaan de den,

Lene pe aaen to hansi tak cheen len,

Kahne pe aaen to dil k tamam khano ke raz tak keh den,

Chupane pe aaen to ye tak na btaen k khafa kyun hen,

Naraz hone pe aaen to sans tak na lene den,

Mananey pe aaen to apni sanso ko war den,

Bus dost zindgi men nhn mila karte Balke,

zindgi DOSTON men mila karti hay.

WOH KABHI ANKH B JAHPKAY TU LARZ JATA HON

MUJ KO SANSO SAY B ZIADA HAY ZAROORAT US KI !