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Kash Jaldi So Jate
May 3
Tum dunia k un chand insano main se “Aik” ho jin ko dekh kr un
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WALDAIN kehtay hain?.
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Us raat
.“HUM JALDI SO JATAY.” :
Light Hai?
May 3
ThE mOsT fUnNiEsT QuEsTiOn AsKeD bY pAkIsTaNiSsSs….
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. yAr LiTe Ha…???
Normal Student
May 3
Points tht pröve U r a Nörml Studnt
*B4 Paperz Unnecesary SMS 2 frndz
*Plan each day 2 study bt at da end of day”Kal se paka”
*U waste al ur time in countng chaptrs instead of learning
*U want a break aftr 2 pages
*Unnecessarily u strt feelng hungry
*U evn strt liking PTV
*On each point U smiled N said mj pe ft hoty hain.New Plot!
May 2
1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…
Kaanta
May 2
Dushmano me b dost mila karte hen,
Kaanto me b phool khila karte hen,
Hum ko kaanta samaj kar chhor na dena,
Kaante hi pholon ki hifazat keya krtey hain
Your Betterment!
May 2
~ If someone points out your Mistake; Be Happy That Atleast someone is there, Who is Interested in your betterment..! ~
Janaza Mera
May 2
Janaza mera uth raha tha,
phir b takleef thi unko aanay main,
Bewafa ghar main betha poch raha tha,
aur kitni dair hai dafnane main .



