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  • Tum dunia k un chand insano main se “Aik” ho jin ko dekh kr un
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    WALDAIN kehtay hain?

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    Us raat
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    “HUM JALDI SO JATAY.” :

  • ThE mOsT fUnNiEsT QuEsTiOn AsKeD bY pAkIsTaNiSsSs….

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    . yAr LiTe Ha…???

  • Points tht pröve U r a Nörml Studnt
    *B4 Paperz Unnecesary SMS 2 frndz
    *Plan each day 2 study bt at da end of day”Kal se paka”
    *U waste al ur time in countng chaptrs instead of learning
    *U want a break aftr 2 pages
    *Unnecessarily u strt feelng hungry
    *U evn strt liking PTV
    *On each point U smiled N said mj pe ft hoty hain.

  • 1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.

    Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”

    ‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…

  • Dushmano me b dost mila karte hen,

    Kaanto me b phool khila karte hen,

    Hum ko kaanta samaj kar chhor na dena,

    Kaante hi pholon ki hifazat keya krtey hain

  • ~ If someone points out your Mistake; Be Happy That Atleast someone is there, Who is Interested in your betterment..! ~

  • Janaza mera uth raha tha,

    phir b takleef thi unko aanay main,

    Bewafa ghar main betha poch raha tha,

    aur kitni dair hai dafnane main .

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