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  • 1 andhi larki thi use siwae apne dost k hr ksi se nfrat thi. Larki apne dost se kahti thi jb mri ankhain thk ho jain g m tb tm se shadi krn g. 1 din ksi ne use apni ankhain donate kr di. Larki ko ye dkh kr hairet hoi k uska döst b andha he larke ne larki se kaha tm ab mj se shadi kro g? Larki ne inkar kr dia. Larka chal dia or jate jate bula “meri ankhon ka khyal rkhna dost:

  • Zikkr-e-Husain aaya tu ankhein chalak parein…

    Pani ko kitna payar hay ab bhe Hussain say., . .

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    JitNA MARzi dhoond lo, MERe jesa dost kahin nahi m¡LE Ga/:>

  • \w\   you    /v/
      \ i \         /e/
        \s \     / r/
          \h\  /y/
         "Sweet"
       "Beautiful"
    "GOOD
         NIGHT"
    
    and have a good dreams
  •     ,__¡""""""""""¡
      /_ _¡   våñ    ¡
      -"o" """"""ö"ö
    
    Yè MÄÑTÄL HÖSPìTÄL
    Kì Väñ hai JÖ K
    PaGlöñ ko lènè i hai.
    Tümkö mèrì dosti ki Qäsäm haì.
    
    "BHÄÅG JÄØØÖÖ"
  • 1-admi ne Fish pakri
    jab ghar aaya to dekha
    Na gas
    Na ata
    Na bijli
    Na oil
    admi wapis Fish ko darya me phenk aaya
    Fish upar aai or zor se chilai

    Geo ZARDARI.

  • 2 PATHAN bank lootne gay par GUN bhool gay.
    Phir bhi bank loot liya.
    KESE?

    Bank manager bhi PATHAN tha
    Bola GUN kal dikha jana
    Hum ko zuban ka etbar hy.

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