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  • Parwana

    Shama ka dil nahi karta kisi ka par jalanay ko…

    .

    Parwana khud aata ha apni maa yuvany ko…
    :-

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  • Raat 2 bajy kisi ne bajai ghr ki bell,
    Wah wah…

    Raat 2 baje kisi ne bajai ghr ki bell,

    Faraz ne gate khola, Chokidar bola

    …ALL IS WELL…

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  • 4 Guys
    1 From HARVARD
    1 From OXFORD
    1 TEXAS
    &
    Sardar Frm PUNJAB UNVRSTY
    1 Comon Ques
    Wat Is Da Fastest Thing In World?
    OXF: Light.
    HRVD: Thought.
    TEXAS: Blink Of An Eye.

    Sardar: Loose Motions.
    Bcoz
    Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed
    &
    B4 I Could “Blink”, “Think” Or “Turn On Da Lights”,
    It Was All Over.!!!

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  • “Pakiza Jazba”

    Jub Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo or Wo Tumhen Iska Badla Wafa De
    To
    Jaan Lo

    K

    Tattay Utha Raha He,
    Zarur Koi Matlab Hoga Gandu Ka.

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  • Chittar

    Kaisay Mumkin Tha
    Kisi aur Waseelay Say elaaj?

    Ae Dost!

    Ishq Ka Rog Tha
    “Chittar paey, tay araam aya!!!”

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  • Khayal

    Aaya hi tha khayal k aankhein chalak parein

    aansu kisi ki YAAD k kitny qareeb thy.

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  • Husan

    Chaand k husan pr to
    hr shakas
    Ka hak hy “FARAZ”

    Main usy
    kaisy keh doon wo
    raat ko nikla
    na kary

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