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  • *. . .Hoti Nhi Qbool Dua Trk-e-Ishq Ki,

    Dil Chahta Na Ho To Zuban Me Asr Kahan. . .*

  • Palko ke kinare hamne bigoye hi nahi
    Wo sochte he ham roye hi nahi

    Wo puchte hain kinhe dekhte ho khwabo mai
    Hum hai ke ek umar se soye hi nahi

  • Jab sham dhale chalte chalte,

    Manzil ka na koi naam mile,

    Ek hasta hua aghaz ho or ik rota hua anjaam mile,

    Palkon k larazte ashkon se,

    Is dil ko koi pegham mile,

    Or sari wafaon k badle,

    Mujh ko hi koi ilzam mile,

    Aise hi kisi ek lamhe mein,

    Chupke se kabhi khamoshi mein,

    Kuch phool achanak khil jayen,

    Kuch beete lamhe yaad aayen,

    “Tab YAAD tumhari aati hai

    Bas YAAD tumhari aati hai”

  • Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
    Banta: Main bhi!
    Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

  • Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
    Preeto: I clean the toilet.
    Banta: How does that help?
    Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.

  • ‘1 Bar Main Bemar Hoa
    1 Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha

    Main Hospital Chala Gya

    Wahan 2 Drwazay Thy

    1 Pr “Khas bemari” or 1 pr “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha

    Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Me Mamoli Bemari Wale Room me Chla Gya

    Wahan B 2 Drwazy thy 1 Pr “Khas Admi” or 1 pr Aam Admi likha tha

    Me Gharib Admi Tha is liye Aam Admi Wale Door se Andar Chla Gya

    Andar Gaya to!dekha k Mai Hospital se Bahar Tha.

    Geo Pakistan!:-)’

  • Biwi manao tay ammi Naraz,
    Ammi manao tay bivi Naraz

    Haey FARAZ!
    Haey FARAZ!

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