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  • Tabeeb milte mgr dawa nhi mili,
    Dawa milti ha to shafa nhi milti,
    Ma sari dunya ghoom chuka hun,Husan wale to milte han mgr wafa nhi milti.

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    Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)
  • Khusion se naraz hai meri zindagi,

    Pyar ki mohtaj hai meri zindagi,

    Hans lete hain logon ko hansane k liay warna,

    Dard ki kitab hai meri zindagi…

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    Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)
  • Kash ye faasley na
    hotey,

    kash ye dooriyan na hotein

    kash aap aur
    hum saath hotey,

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    to

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    to. . .
    Mere sms k paisey
    bach jatey:)

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    Rating: -1 (from 3 votes)
  • Faida!

    A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.

    Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?

    Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

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    Rating: 0 (from 8 votes)
  • Apple

    A 4 APPLE
    B 4 BARA APPLE
    C 4 CHOTA APPLE
    D 4 DOOSRA APPLE
    E 4 EK AUR APPLE
    F 4 FREE APPLE
    G 4 GREEN APPLE
    H 4 …..
    Ho gia na pait kharab, Or khao itne Apple.

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    Rating: +4 (from 6 votes)
  • Kbhi Parhe Meri ZARORAT
    To
    Awaz Dedena,

    YAAD Ane Lage Meri SURAT
    To
    Awaz Dedena,

    Dekh Lo Jan Lo Sari DUNYA Ko TUM,

    Agar Koe Na Mile DOST
    To Awaz Dedena..

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    Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)
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    Hamesha MUSKURATAY RAHEIN
    *.__.*.__.*.__.*In Sitaron ki tarha

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    Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)
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