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  •          "Think"
    Why u r so sweet?
    Why u r so intelligent?
    Why u r so innocent?
    Why u r so lucky?
    Ab hum say salaam dua ka thora faida to hoga.
  • A Good Heart And A Good Nature
    Are Two Different Issues,

    A Good Heart Can Win Many Relationships,

    But A Good Nature
    Can Win Many Good Hearts

  • Lo Vai Sajno Tay Mitro,

    Allah Tuanu Sakoon Di Neend Dy

    Ya

    Na Dy,

    Pr Mainoo Zaroor Dy…

    Aj Di Isi Pyari G Gal Dy Naal GOOD NIGHT

  • Bandooq

    Doctor to Old Man!
    Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi..

    Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.’!
    Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki,

  • Ek larki ko peche se kisi ne ungli di aur chup gaya
    peche ek 65 sala baba ta.
    LARKI:baba g miscal ap ne ki?
    Baba shalwar kol k bola mera to balanc hi khatam hai

  • DON

    Larki Bachay Sy:
    Apni luli Nikalo..

    BACHA: OK..

    LARKI: Ye Kya Aap Ki luli To Pakri He Nahi Jati..

    BACHA:
    “DON KO PAKARNA MUSHKIL HE NAHI BAL K NAMUMKIN HE.

  • Tharki

    Larkon ko lrkiyon
    Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,
    Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,

    Kya?

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    Socho?

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    Nahi pata?

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    Un k pyary pyary bary bary

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    Baal.
    Tu Mummay smjha na?
    saale tharki..

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