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Because of me…
Apr 16
"Think" Why u r so sweet? Why u r so intelligent? Why u r so innocent? Why u r so lucky? Ab hum say salaam dua ka thora faida to hoga.
Good Nature
Apr 16
A Good Heart And A Good Nature
Are Two Different Issues,A Good Heart Can Win Many Relationships,
But A Good Nature
Can Win Many Good HeartsPyari Gal
Apr 16
Lo Vai Sajno Tay Mitro,
Allah Tuanu Sakoon Di Neend Dy
Ya
Na Dy,
Pr Mainoo Zaroor Dy…
Aj Di Isi Pyari G Gal Dy Naal GOOD NIGHT
Bandooq
Apr 15
Doctor to Old Man!
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi..Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.’!
Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki,No Balance!
Apr 15
Ek larki ko peche se kisi ne ungli di aur chup gaya
peche ek 65 sala baba ta.
LARKI:baba g miscal ap ne ki?
Baba shalwar kol k bola mera to balanc hi khatam haiDON
Apr 15
Larki Bachay Sy:
Apni luli Nikalo..BACHA: OK..
LARKI: Ye Kya Aap Ki luli To Pakri He Nahi Jati..
BACHA:
“DON KO PAKARNA MUSHKIL HE NAHI BAL K NAMUMKIN HE.Tharki
Apr 15
Larkon ko lrkiyon
Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,
Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,Kya?
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Socho?
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Nahi pata?
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Un k pyary pyary bary bary
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Baal.
Tu Mummay smjha na?
saale tharki..



