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  • Yar tmhare number ko kya hua hai?Meine abhi call ki to center wale Bole..
    Welcome to jungle Apka matlooba bandar darakht se latka hoa hY.
    Plz try later:<

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  • Salam!
    Yar next week meri
    Mangni hai.
    1 choti c paarti di ha
    only few frndz r invited.
    Koi gift lane ki zrurt nhi
    bas ik larki le ana jis sy meri Mangni ho jay.

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  • Toyota

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    Petrol bohat mehnga hai
    
    Is liye aapke aane jane k liye pesh hai
    "KHOTA COROLLA"
    
    Model 2010
    
    petrol ka dushman
    
    Jub tak dil kray chalaty raho,
    
    5:Years maintances free
    
    Insured and
    sponsered by
    Jahan khwab wahan..
    HBL.
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  • Acha Din

    Hamisha subha uth kar 2 kam kia karo,

    1: NAMAZ parha karo.

    Is say tumhara din acha guzray ga.

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    2: NAHA liya karo.

    Is say dosron ka din acha guzray ga..

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  • “Hard work is like stairs & luck is like lift. Lift may fail sometimes But Stairs will always take you to the top “.So make habit for hardworking in your life.

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  • Classical Beyzzati…!

    Larka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,
    Paas Se Guzarti Hui Larki Boli: Barey Bhai K Paoon Chooh Rahey Ho?
    Larka: G Bhabi.

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  • Ab to ßALANCE CHECK Karna ß Jurm Ho gaya hay “FARAZ”

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    KuTTa ßheek Maang raha hay Tareeqey ßadaL ßadaL Kr…

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