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A small child:
Papa,
Ap Ksi Larki Ko Pyar Krte Hain…?

Father:
Haan,,,
Tumhari Maa Sy.

Child:
Bare Chalaak Hain…
Ghar Main Hi Chakr Chalaya Hua Hy..?

Ek aadmi ne apni saas k pas sanp betha dekha to sanp se bola
Meri saas ko dus lo
Sanp_
Aby kiya dus lon?
Main to khud is se Zehar EASY LOAD krwane aaya hun !

Ek boy GirlFriend se milne aya, wo chai bnane chale gai..GirlFriend ka Mobile sofy pr dekh kr Boy ne socha k dekhoon mera numbr kis
naam pr save kiya he?Dear, Sweet ya
janu..us ne miss bell di to screen py likha aaya..

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“kutta no# 5″ calling…;-)

Mufti Asif Ali Zardari Apni Book
(Sheri Rehman k Jalwe)
Men Farmatay Hen.

Chicken Broast Aise Pakao k Kacha Na Ho.
Or
Muhbt Aise nibhao k Bacha Na Ho.
(page#302, paragraph#420, line#118).

Chunti or Hathi ki
“LOVE MARIAGE” hui
Agle din Hathi mar gia
Chunti boli

“WAH RE MOHABAT”

1 din ka piyar mila
Ab sari umer Qabr khodne me guzar jae gi..

Jub Koi Tööt K Bikherta tha
To Hum Usay Sameta Kerte thay saqi

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Aaj Khud Hain

RÉza
RÉza
To Koi Poochta bhi Nahi. . . . .!!!

Faqat ye iltja hai Tum se.
k Rabton ko Bahal Rakhna.
Kahin bhi Jana Kahin bhi Rehna.
Magar Hamara khiyal Rakhna.
Abhi Bhanwar men hy Nao Meri.
Abhi Sitary hain Gardishon men.
Main Lout Aaon kahbi Teri Janib.
Bacha k Kuch
Mah-o-Saal Rakhna.

Suno

Apna Khiyal Rakhna.