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Agar mobile pakistan ijad karta to us mein yeh templates hoty.
1.Harami call kar
2.Ghar khali hy bachi le aa
3.Gutky leta hoa aaiyo
4.Date pur houn..
5.Tu kahan hai Kus Marani kay
6.Shukria bharwey ..

Tum Sab Dost Meri Zindgi Ho
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LANAT HAI AISI
ZINDGI PAR!!!
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Jis may
Tum jaise

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Dost na hon…
B p0zitve yar..;-)

JIN
hoho haha
Kya hukam hai mere Aaqa?

Girl
Koi acha sa song sunao

JIN
Me Jin hon merasi nhi

Girl
Merasi kahan hy ?

JIN
Wo SMS par raha hy……

1 American, 1 Chinese aur
1 Pakistani Chaand Per Gaye.

Teeno Ne Neechay Dekha To Zameen Per 1 Lambi Line Nazar ayi.

American:
Ye NASA Ki Building hai
Chinese:
Nhi Ye Deewar-E-Cheen He

Pakistani:
Oye Paglo Na Ye Building He Or Na Deewar
Ye To Utility Store K Bahir cheeni & Aata lenay Walon Ki Line He.

Hum ko Humi
.Se Chura Lo

.Dil Mæ kehin
Tum Chupa Lo

.Hum Akely
Ho Na Jæn

Door Tum Se
.Ho Na Jaæn

Pas
Aao

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“RUKO”

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Pehly Safeguard
Se Nahaa lo :~)

Radio aur T.V par abi abi suna he k masjido se loty chor pakrra geya, ap kidhr ho..?
Tujay meri kasam tassalli k liy 1 misscall do jaldi Sy.

Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.

Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do. :-)