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  • We Don’t Succeed In Our 1st Love!
    Becoz We Lack Certain Qualities.
    But
    After Achieving Those Qualities,
    We Never Love Again!

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  • When apples were 4 & we were 5,
    then my mother said,
    I don’t like Apples.

    (Bu Ali Sina)

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  • Why Pakistanis are easy to identify?
    *Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
    *Re-use of gift wrappers.
    *Always arrive at least an hour late to a party.
    *All siblings have rhyming names.
    *Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone’s house.
    *You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
    *Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
    *Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control.

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  • READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
    On a rainy day,
    an old man was standing with a book for sale.
    A young man came to buy.
    He bought the book for Rs.3000.
    Old man advised
    “DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”
    Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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    But,after a week,
    Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..

    he almost fainted to see..
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    Retail Price: Rs 30/-

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  • My Love

    A kiss is just a kiss till u find the one u love, A hug is just a hug till u find the one u were always thinking of, A dream is just a dream till it comes true.

    Love was just a word till I heard it from u…

    Happy Valentines Day My Love

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  • Bohat hi yaad aata hai mere Dil ko tarpaata hai
    woh tera paas na hona bohat mujh ko rulaata hai

    woh mera teri aankhon k samander main uttar jaana
    aur teri muskurahat ke bhanwar main doobte jaana

    teri awaaz k sehar se na nikal paana
    tujh ko dekhna aur be-khudi se dekhte jaana

    bohat chaha in guzre hue lamhon ko na sochoon
    na teri yaad main reh k tere saath ka sochoon

    bhoola doon saari yaadon ko ke jin se Dil tarapta hai
    k jin se thees utth ti hai k jin se dard hota hai

    magar jab raat aati hai to teri yaad aati hai
    terey hi khuwaab hote hain teri hi baat hoti hai

    tou tay paaya ab mumkin nahi tujh ko bhoola dena
    teri yaad main rehna tujhe hi sochte rehna

    tujhe jab yaad karte hain to Dil apna tarapta hai
    woh tera paas na hona bohat mehsoos hota hai

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  • If you want to Shine like sun,
    first you will have to Burn like it.

    Adolf Hitler

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