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Success in Love
Feb 11
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Bu Ali Sina
Feb 11
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Identifying Pakistanis
Feb 11
Why Pakistanis are easy to identify?
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arrive at least an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone’s house.
*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
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Scary Story
Feb 11
READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
“DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price: Rs 30/- -
My Love
Feb 11
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Bahut Yaad Aata Hai
Feb 11
Bohat hi yaad aata hai mere Dil ko tarpaata hai
woh tera paas na hona bohat mujh ko rulaata haiwoh mera teri aankhon k samander main uttar jaana
aur teri muskurahat ke bhanwar main doobte jaanateri awaaz k sehar se na nikal paana
tujh ko dekhna aur be-khudi se dekhte jaanabohat chaha in guzre hue lamhon ko na sochoon
na teri yaad main reh k tere saath ka sochoonbhoola doon saari yaadon ko ke jin se Dil tarapta hai
k jin se thees utth ti hai k jin se dard hota haimagar jab raat aati hai to teri yaad aati hai
terey hi khuwaab hote hain teri hi baat hoti haitou tay paaya ab mumkin nahi tujh ko bhoola dena
teri yaad main rehna tujhe hi sochte rehnatujhe jab yaad karte hain to Dil apna tarapta hai
woh tera paas na hona bohat mehsoos hota hai -
Adolf Hitler
Feb 11
