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A Beautiful Girl Goes To Skin Doctor & Askd:
Muje Apne Jism Se Boht Pyar Hai,
So Muje Nahanay Se Pehle Kia Lagana Chahiye..?

Dr: Bathroom Ki Kundi

Kitne Din ho gae
SmS nai
Behja.
Chalo Sit Stand karo.
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Chalo bus karo Aynda SmS krna

Sirf aik bar he msg ko parh kr last mein diye gaye question ka answer dein…
Yaad rahay msg sirf aik baar parhna hai itz a challenge
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Mera Sawaal ye ha k LoTay ko english main kia kehte hain??

A quick recipe from zubaida appa’s kitchen:

1. Beta aik angoor lo,

2. Usay hath main pakro,

3. Ab aaram se apne daanto k beech main rakho,

4. Ab ahista se shishey main dekho,

ye lo..
“LANGOOR K MUNH MAIN ANGOOR” tiyar hai.

Boy : What’s Ur Name ?

Girl : Q Bataon Main Tmhe Nhn Janti.

Boy : Na Batao Main Kon sa Tmhe Apni PARADO CAR Mai Bitha Raha Hun.

Girl : NAZIA, B.Com 2nd year,
Wo Samny Wali Gali Mai Teesry Makan Mai Rehti Hun =D ;-)

Kuch Gharailu Totkay:

-> Agar aap ko kutta kaat lay to aap usay kaat lein, Hisaab barabar ho jaye ga.

-> Doodh phat jaye to safaid dhaagay se si lein, kisi ko pata nahin chalay ga.

-> Agar aap ka qad chhota hai to 3 se 4 martaba phaansi lein, agar bach gaye to bohat fayeda ho ga.

-> Agar aap ke baal girtay hain to tind karwa lein, naye baal aanay tak koi baal nahin giray ga ;-)(;)(;-

Faqeer: Baji bhooka hoon,
Allah k naam par thora sa khana dedo.

Baji: Khana abi nahi paka.

Faqeer:

Baji number likh lo jab pak jaye to miss call de dena.