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Police wala Thanay mein ek Mulzim ko bohat mar raha tha,aur us per bohat saray ilzam laga raha tha.
Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar beta paida huwa hai,fone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga

“PAA DE PAA DE AY V CASE MERE UTTAY PAA DE”

Wo kon sa amal hai jis mein apko rahat or dosron ki lanat aik sath mlti hai
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nahi pata
wait
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/    )..)..poooon.
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Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?

Pathan:
4

Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?

Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

    Main Tery
    Naseeb ki
 Barish nahi jo   Tujh pe Baras
         jaun...
    Faraz...
        Tujhy
     is garmi mai roz  khud nahana ho ga,,, 

Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya,

aur apnay ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia,

Aur khoob dawat ki,
subha jab ghar poncha to bakra ghar main tha, bivi say pocha bakra kahan say aya?

Bivi boli bakray ko goli maro!!

yeh batao raat ko tum kuttay ko kahan lay kar gay thay…?

1tota(parrot) or uska malik jahaz me safar kr rhe they Airhostis guzri to toty ne c.t bjai
Wo piche mur kr muskurai
Malik ne dekha to us ne b c.t bagai,airhostis ne shikayt lagadi elan hua dono ko chalte jahaz se phenk do
Darvazay pr tota malik se bola Urna anda e?
Malik:nahi
Tota:te fir bagarti Q kiti c?

A vilage lady 2Doctor:Mje kuch dino k liye Bacha nahi chaiye.
Dr:To yh lo CONDOM.
Vilage lady:ye pani k sath laina hay ya dodh k sth.

Dr:”Lun”k sath .