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  • 1 din chaand ne mujh se kaha k tere sb dost.

    Kanjos hn Pagal hn. Ghareeb hn. Faqeer hn. Falto hyn.

    Mainy chand ko ghora or gusey se kaha
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    Mujhe pta hy.

  • Dating

    ('-_-')(@.@)
     < ) (\_/(  )>
    _/ /_  _/ /_
    Apki picture pakri gai hy date marte huey,
    Negative chahye to 50 ka balNs abhi bhejo,
    Warna kal Geo per aajao gy.
  •  @========@
         ) " Svair"   )
        /   ~ da ~   /
       (  "salam" (
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    Allah kry tuada aj da din chnga guzry
    Te Rab tuady te apni rehmtan nazil kry.AMEN
  • Yar tmhare number ko kya hua hai?Meine abhi call ki to center wale Bole..
    Welcome to jungle Apka matlooba bandar darakht se latka hoa hY.
    Plz try later:<

  • Salam!
    Yar next week meri
    Mangni hai.
    1 choti c paarti di ha
    only few frndz r invited.
    Koi gift lane ki zrurt nhi
    bas ik larki le ana jis sy meri Mangni ho jay.

  • Toyota

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     /@ / "^----;";*
     \,,/" /toyota \
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    Petrol bohat mehnga hai
    Is liye aapke aane jane k liye pesh hai
    "KHOTA COROLLA"
    Model 2010
    petrol ka dushman
    Jub tak dil kray chalaty raho,
    5:Years maintances free
    Insured and
    sponsered by
    Jahan khwab wahan..
    HBL.
  • Hamisha subha uth kar 2 kam kia karo,

    1: NAMAZ parha karo.

    Is say tumhara din acha guzray ga.

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    2: NAHA liya karo.

    Is say dosron ka din acha guzray ga..

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