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  • *”*”*DÜA*”*”*
    Möhåbtåin sådå terå nåsééb hön,
    Pürkhålöös chåhåtåin terå nåsééb hön,
    Terå hår låmhå hö khüshyön bhårrå,
    Pürsåköön råhåtåin terå nåseb hö.
    (Ameen)

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  • Apni SOCH hamesha Achi
    RKHYE
    Agr apko zmin se 1OO rupe mile to kbi apni niyt khrab mat kijye

    Blky masjid k pas wali dukan se mre number pr
    EASYLOAD
    karwa dijy.

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  • Jab larki 18 saal ki ho jaati hai

    Osko aik cheez ki Bahut zarurat hoti hai..
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    .socho kya?
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    Ghalat mat samjho yaar
    Shanaakhti card ki.

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  • Samosa

    Khamosh palkon se jb ansu bikhr jate hn
    Aap kia janen ap ktne yad ate hn

    Hum aaj b usi mor pe khry hen
    Jaha ap ne kaha tha
    tehro

    Hum samosay le k aty hn :-)

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  • Hearts Receive

    =L=O=V=E=

    Minds Receive

    =W=I=S=D=O=M=

    Hands Receive

    =G=I=F=T=S=

    &..

    Only Special People Receive my

    =S=M=S=.

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  • Ungal

    Hum Ne Unko Missed Call dy kar Apni Yaad dilai
    FARAZ,
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    Us Ne Msg kar k kaha…,
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    ” K Ungal E ? ? ? “

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  • Gandu

    Wo kon si cheez hai jo ap k andar jay to apko bohat sakoon milta hai
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    1 glass Thanda Paani.

    Tu LUN samaj raha tha na, GANDU, tu nahi badle ga.

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