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JAVED MIYANDAD or IMRAN KHAN ke larai ki asle waja..
Miandaad ny shot mar kar imran ko totle zuban may awaz de… “imlan bhai… lun le lo..” :-)
No Smoking!
Apr 5
1 Larkay ka LUND chota or patla tha
Wo apni lover ko andheray main le gaya
or us k haath main pakrha diyaLover boli.
Sorry Janu main cigrate nahi peeti.
Pathan Hoga?
Apr 5
Suhaag Raat Biwi ki soch . . !!
~ Agr wo oopar oopar kry ga to Anjaan ho ga
~ Agar wo Andar kry ga to Mehrbaan ho ga
~ Agr wo 2sri baar kry ga to Jawan ho ga
~ Agr 3sri baar kry ga to Tufaan ho ga
~ Agr 4thi baar kry ga to Nuksaan ho ga
Aur
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~ Agr Peechay sy kry ga to Pathan ho ga,
Easter Joy!
Apr 4
Easter is a promise God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter fill your heart with peace and joy!Easter Spirit
Apr 4
God send us friends to luv
And keep our spirit high. Happy Easter to U!Fun at Easter
Apr 4
Easter bring Fun, Easter bring Happiness,
Easter bring God Endless Blessings,
Easter bring fresh love,
Happy Easter to You with all best wishes…One Line Easter
Apr 4
Let this joy of Easter may fill up your heart today and the whole year ahead!



