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  • JAVED MIYANDAD or IMRAN KHAN ke larai ki asle waja..

    Miandaad ny shot mar kar imran ko totle zuban may awaz de… “imlan bhai… lun le lo..” :-)

  • 1 Larkay ka LUND chota or patla tha
    Wo apni lover ko andheray main le gaya
    or us k haath main pakrha diya

    Lover boli.

    Sorry Janu main cigrate nahi peeti.

  • Suhaag Raat Biwi ki soch . . !!

    ~ Agr wo oopar oopar kry ga to Anjaan ho ga

    ~ Agar wo Andar kry ga to Mehrbaan ho ga

    ~ Agr wo 2sri baar kry ga to Jawan ho ga

    ~ Agr 3sri baar kry ga to Tufaan ho ga

    ~ Agr 4thi baar kry ga to Nuksaan ho ga

    Aur

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    ~ Agr Peechay sy kry ga to Pathan ho ga,

  • Easter is a promise God renews to us in each spring.
    May the promise of Easter fill your heart with peace and joy!

  • God send us friends to luv
    And keep our spirit high. Happy Easter to U!

  • Easter bring Fun, Easter bring Happiness,
    Easter bring God Endless Blessings,
    Easter bring fresh love,
    Happy Easter to You with all best wishes…

  • Let this joy of Easter may fill up your heart today and the whole year ahead!

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