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Susu
Sep 27
(".) ( < ) L L ' . '. : : Ley tere mobile ki screen pe susu Kr diya jo kr sakta hai krleGhanda Zehen
Sep 27
Raat Bhar Wo i Nai
Hm Hila Hila Kr So Gaaiy;
Jo i Ni Wo Light Thi
Or Jo Hila Rahay Thay Wo PANKHA Tha…Ganda zhen……
Sardar Musician
Sep 27
A sardarjee was jumping on a zebra
police came n askd wat r u doing?
Sardarjee: ow havaldar sahab yeh piano kyun nahi baj rahaMaths Problem
Sep 27
What is 143 ?
I love u..
No..I hate u..
No..I miss u..
No..I wish u..
NO..143 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
Maths mein dehan do,
Romance men nhi.Sallary Rs.35,000
Sep 27
1 job offer hay,
Sallary Rs.35,000karni hay to reply karna.
Zeyada mehnat ka kaam nahi hay,
Bus
Samandar main wiper lagana hai :-)
Naha Lia Kero
Sep 27
Koi ak din select karo..
1. Sunday.
2. Monday.
3. Tue.
4. Wed.
5. Thur.
6. Fri.
7. Sat.
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Or us din naha lia karo plzBe-Sharam Dost
Sep 27
Mere
Sugar Se Meethay
Milk Se Goray
Asman Se Onchay
Smandar Se Gehray
Barf Se Thanday
Aag Se GarmOr
Sab Se
Be-Sharam
DostKhabi tu Msg Kia Kro.



