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  • Susu

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    Ley tere mobile ki screen pe susu Kr diya jo kr sakta hai krle
  • Raat Bhar Wo i Nai

    Hm Hila Hila Kr So Gaaiy;

    Jo i Ni Wo Light Thi
    Or Jo Hila Rahay Thay Wo PANKHA Tha…

    Ganda zhen……

  • A sardarjee was jumping on a zebra
    police came n askd wat r u doing?
    Sardarjee: ow havaldar sahab yeh piano kyun nahi baj raha

  • What is 143 ?

    I love u..
    No..

    I hate u..
    No..

    I miss u..
    No..

    I wish u..
    NO..

    143 means
    ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
    Maths mein dehan do,
    Romance men nhi.

  • 1 job offer hay,
    Sallary Rs.35,000

    karni hay to reply karna.

    Zeyada mehnat ka kaam nahi hay,

    Bus

    Samandar main wiper lagana hai :-)

  • Koi ak din select karo..

    1. Sunday.
    2. Monday.
    3. Tue.
    4. Wed.
    5. Thur.
    6. Fri.
    7. Sat.
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    Or us din naha lia karo plz

  • Mere
    Sugar Se Meethay
    Milk Se Goray
    Asman Se Onchay
    Smandar Se Gehray
    Barf Se Thanday
    Aag Se Garm

    Or

    Sab Se
    Be-Sharam
    Dost

    Khabi tu Msg Kia Kro.

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