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Zindagi main Jab Tumko koi Rasta Dikhai Na De

koi Manzil Dikhai Na De

Koi Apna Dikai Na De

To Tum Mere Pas ana

me Tumko

Eye Specialist K Pas Le Jaon ga

“OYEEEEE”
Sms Bheej Varna Teri…
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Teri Marzi,
Na Bheej yaar,
gussa kyun krtay
ho……

Sardar to 2nd Sardar:
Woh Larki Behri Hai!

2nd sardar:
Wo Kaise?

Sardar:
Meine Usey
I Love U Kaha To Boli Meine Kal Hi Naya Sandal Khareeda Hai…!

Americn:Hum Chand per ja sakta hai
Pathan:Hum to Suraj pe ja sakta ha
Americn:Tum jal jaega
Pathan:Hum pagal nahi,Hum raat mein jaega:-)

Teacher:.
Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se Jakhre Rakhti Hai?
?
Student:.
MISS,
SHALWAR KA NARRA.:-)

Sheikh Sahib on his death bed.
My wife where r u?
Yes,I m here!
My sons, My daughters, r u all here?
Yes,papa
Tay fer naal de kamray da pakha q chal rya aay?:-)

Aap jese Jawaan BACHAY Khoobsurat Bachiyon ki Amanat Hain,
Apne Aap ko Expired AUNTIES Ki Pohanch Se Door Rakhain

Wazart-E- GIRLS, Hukumat-E-Boys