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Pathan to Doctor Dr.Sahib 1 problem hai, main jab B Aaina dekhta hoon mera lund khara ho jata hai
Dr: Ye koi Bimari nahi,Tum shakal se hi ”Gaandu” lagtay ho.

Faraz ki shandar kmyabi k bad ab WASI pthan k roop main

“woh ladki jo mujay roz line marti ha WASI,

Us pagli ko nh pta k us k bhai ny mujay kr diya ha khasi”

Koi insaan ankhen band kar k mujhe 3 dafa pukare to mein us k samne aa jata hun

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try kro

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Pehle insaan tu ban jao…!

a boy n Girl Luv each other.
One day They were Talking.
Boy Touched Girl’s hand n girl Touched boy’s Hand.

uff What a Touching Story :-D

Aik pathan English seekhney Bush k pass gaya.
2 months bad wapis aaya to usay call aai.
Pathan: ”Who is speaking?”
Jawab mila: ”Khocha Bush bolti hai”.

Wo Mera Dil Jalaye Tu Uski Maa Ki Choot
Wo Kisi Aur Ki Ho Jaye Tu Uski Maa Ki Choot

Ek Tamana Hai Faqt Mery Sath Hi Bike Par Bethy
Wo kisi Car K Sapne Sajaye To Uski Maa Ki Choot

Mery Kaan Taraste Hain Uski Awaz K Liye
Wo Mera Phone Na Uthaye To Uski Maa Ki Choot

Arzoo Hai K Wo Mery Ghar Khana Khaye Par Us Ko
K.F.C Hi Nazar Aaye To Uski Maa Ki Choot

Main Us Ko Her Waqt Msg Karta Rehta Hoon Dosto
Wo Phir Bhi Lift Na Karay To Us ki Maa ki choot! .

Four things boys do in the Examination Hall 1. Counting # ofGirls
2. Flirting with lady superitendent
3. Reading the brand name of their pen
4. Thinking of studying for at least next exams
Four things Girls do in the Examination Hall even if they know or not
1. Write
2. Write
3. Write
4. n jst Write.