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Wife:
Chalo na aaj bahar chalte hain aur driving mai karongi

Husband:
Ohooo !
Matlab jayenge car mai aur ayenge akhbaar mai ?!;-)

Eik Sardar Pilot Se Head Phone Cheen Raha tha..

Pilot: Yeh Kia Kar rahey Ho bewakoof?

Sardar: Ticket Hum Lein Aur Ganay Tum Sunu.

Boy:Suit acha pehna hy,
Grl:Thnx
Boy:Lipstik bht achi lgai hy
Grl:Thnx
Boy:Make up b bht acha kia hy
Grl:Thank u “bhai jaan”
Boy:Achi phir b nhi lag rhi ho ;-)

Molvi ne jumay ki namaz prhaty wqt kha k
agy aa kr koi tkbir prhy,
Pechy se aap jesa sohna larka bola
Main aawan?
Molve ne kha! tu jumay tu bad aavien..

Kisi B Film Ka naam Sochen or Us k Aage “Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti Mein” Lga Den,

Phir Dekhen Hans Hans Kar Pait Me Dard Ho Jaega

For Example: Hulchul-Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti Me

Main Hoon Na-Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti Me

Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jainge-Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti me

Lage Raho Munna Bhai-Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti Me

kuch kuch hota ha Gandhi ji ki Dhoti me

Aa ab lot chale gandhi ji ki dhoti me

koi mil gya
gandhi ji ki Dhoti me

Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen

na jane kab AANSU ANKH se choot jayen

kuch pal HUMARAY sath bhi HANSS lo

najane kab TUMHARE DAANT TOOT JAYEIN .

1 pathan NAMAZ par rha tha dusra us k bary me ksi or ko bta rha tha. ye sahab bary Namazi, prhaizgar Or muttaqi hein.
Pathan NAMAZ tor kr bola. Hum haji bhe hy.