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Husband: Kal mere khawab m ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia larki thi
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska husband mere khawab mein aya tha

Pathani:.. Ap apnay best friend ki BV k janazay pe nhi gaye?
Pathan: kis moo se jaon?wo mujhe teesri BV K janazay pe bula raha hy or main ne 1 dafa b nhi bulaya

Husbund ne Nashe me Biwi ki Chut par Ungli rakh k bola, “Ye Rasta kaha jata hai”
Biwi uska Lun pakar ke boli, “Is Harami se Pooch,Ye daily aata jata hai.”

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Aap k Andr “keera” hai.

Sardar di wife:
Rat kafi ho gai hai pr sardar g ni aye
zror kisi kuri da
chkr ae
sardar di maa:
Hmesha bura e sochin, ki pata kisay truck thalay aa gya howay:-)

Aisi apni wife ho,
5″5′ jis ki hight ho,
Jeans jis ki tight ho,
Chehra jis ka bright ho,
Weight me thori light ho,
Thori C wo quiet ho,
Beauty mai b all right ho,
Favourite color white ho,
Make up thora sa light ho,
Zulfain dynamite ho,
Honton ko dekh kar aisa lagay,
Jaisay coke diet ho,
Sarri pehan kar jab chalay,
Lagay Paris ki flight ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho
To kiya haseen life ho.

Wife:
Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki Kitaab Hon..

Husband:
Yehi To Afsos Hay Agar Calender Hotin To Har Saal Change Kar leta..!!!