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Me kal ja raha tha

k meri chappal toot gai
ab chappal to mochi hi seeta hy

seeta to darzi b hy

darzi to kapray seeta hy

kapray to rangeen hoty hain

rangeen to lota b hota hy

lota to bathroom me hota hy
bathroom me to nal b hota hy

nal to lohay ka hota hy

lohay ki to istri b hoti hy

istri to garm hoti hy

garm to custard b hota hy
custard to peela hota hy

peela to chooza b hota hy

chooza to anday se niklta hy

anda to safeed hota hy

safeed to gulab b hota hy

gulab me to kantay hoty hoty hain
kantay to machli me b hoty hain

machli to pani me hoti hy

pani me to kashti b hoti hy
kashti me aadmi hoty hain
aadmi to road pe b hoty hain

road pe to me b chlta hn

chlny se yad aaya

kal me ja raha tha k
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Meri chappal toot gai……

bsc Begum Ne Mjhy Murgha Bana Rakha Hy

Mene Nazron ki Tarah sir b jhuka Rakha hy

Bartano aj Mery sir Pe Barasty kyn ho

Mene Dho Dha k Tm@y kitna saja Rakha hy

Roz Leti hy Talashi Wo Police ki Manind

Pochti hy kahan Paison ko Chupa Rakha hy

Wohi Dunya me Muqadar ka sikandar Thehra

JisNa khud ko Yahan Shadi se Bacha Rakha hy

P ja is Maar ki Talkhi ko b Hans k Shohar

Maar khane me b Qudrat Ne Maza Rakha Hay

HAPPY UNMARRIED LIFE.

Muhabat ho jaye

ya

machar katy

anjam 1 hi hy.

what?

Rat ko neend nahin ati.

ArAz KiA hAi
K..

GhAm hy
TAnhAi hy

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GhAm Hy
TAnhAi Hy

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BegAirAto TuSsi v sMs bhEjo MEri kOi HArAm di kAmAi hAi.

Oper Wale ne Apko Bheja To Bheja

Pr Bheja to Aisa Bheja
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Bheje me Bheja hi ni Bheja

Dont Mind
ye Muje Kisi or ne Bheja
to

Mene Apko Bheja

Dekha Mera Bheja!

Arz Kita Ay

main MaJJ waichi
main Gaan waichi

main MaJJ waichi
main Gaan waichi
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Meri apni si main Taan waichi. ;-)

Sombody Asks Sardar:
“What About Ur Paper Of English”
He Said:It ws ezy,Bt I 4got 3rd Form Of Think,
Then I Thought & Thought & Thought & then I Wrote “Thunk”..