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Ab kya pura song with movie dekhna hai chalo kam karo apna.

1 Admi Apni BV K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta,
Agar Wo Anda Boil Karti To Kehta Fry Krna Tha
Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil krna Tha

1 Din BV ne Dono Bana Liey.
Dono Andon Ko Ghaor Se Dekhne k baad bola,

“Tumhen Aqal Kab Aey Gee
Jis Anday Ko Fry Krna Tha Usey Boil Ker Dia
Aur JisKo
Boil Krna Tha fry kar dya.

Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream
That U Were Sending Me
Jewellery And clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I Saw
Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!

Husband: Kal mere khawab m ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia larki thi
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska husband mere khawab mein aya tha

A nice friend is an
extension of my ownself,
without whom I am incomplete.
So better take care of urself
coz I don’t want to lose
a part of myself!

Biology kay Sir: Boys can u tell me exactly where is ur Lun?

All Boys shouted loudly:

“Msg parhnay walay ki bund mein”

Sir smiles & says:
Mera Bhi…;-

Molvi jumma parhane se pehle,
kisi ka pao line se agey nahi hona chahiye,
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Pathan: kyun molvi sahib kya no ball ho jaye gI;)