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Itne Khud-daar they Hum k kabhi school nahi jatey they, , Faraz…

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Lakin 1 larki k Zauq-e-Deedar ne Mujhe Regular Bana diya…..,,,,

Mobile ko kbi b peche ki jeb main mat rkhna
q k agr bettry phati tu gaand b phat jayegi

Log hath se gaand dhote hain tum gaand se hath dho betho gay.

Pathan ne train me ANGREZ larki ka rape kr dya
Judge:Tumne is k sth galat kam Q kya?
Pathan:Mene naam pocha tha
Usne kha:
“Merry Marlow”
bus mai ne maardi.

Atif Aslam’s sexy Remix

Pehli Nazar Mei Kaisa Gando Kr Dia

Tera Lun Betha Hai Mera Khara

Jane Kya Hoga Kya Hoga Kya Pta

Is Lun Ko Le Le Aa Le Le Zara

Lun Hai Khara
9 Inch Bara
Meri Jholi Pe Aa Jhool Ja

O Jan e jan
le lo zra
mri jholi pe aa jhul ja aa
Baby I fucK U
Baby I fuck u so more
Baby i fuck U.

Ye jo hai Na,
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Ye jo aap k haath main hai

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Ye sirf Msg receive kerne k liye nahi hai

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Is se Msg send bhi hoty hein
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Try It…ok.
Kanjoos

Pathan Ek larki say “I love you”
Larki: “tammeez say batt karo”
Pathan:
“bismilah hir rheman nir rhaem,
With due respect I beg to state that I love you” baji.

2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.

Afridi Ne six maara.

Pehla Pagal!!

Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!

Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..