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Mother apni doughter se=
Bata apne PAPA se mat kehna k hamare gar koi aya ta.
BETI=Mami wo uncle hamara kya lagta he?
MOM=Wo tmare chote bai k PAPA hein.

1 SARDAR k 4 bache the
govt ne elaan kia k jis k 5 bache honge use Rs.20000 mahana wzeefa dia jayega,
SARDAR ne BV ko kaha k mera 1 Beta meri girl frnd se b hai me wo b lekar ata hun 5 pr pese milenge,
jb wapis ghar aya to 2 hi bache thay,
SARDAR: Do aur kahan hai?
bv: Jiske thay wo legaya..!!

Sheikh Rasheed in a Romantic Mood to his Girlfriend: “Darling I wanna be a Part of Your Body”

Girlfriend: “No Thanks, I already have an Ass Hole.

1 Badshah ne elan kia ” koi aisa bahadur hai jo 3 drum sharab k piye,
Sher k daant toray,
Aur 1 larki k sath itna sex kere k larki behosh ho jaye !
1 Pathan aya aur 3 drum sharab peeny k baad sher k pinjray ma ghus gaya thori dair baad bahar aya aur bola kahan hai wo larki jis k daant tornay hain?

3 chipkalian diwar par bathi thin.
1 ne gana start kia.

Jaisy he gana khatam hua,baki ki 2 gir gaien.

Btao kyun?

?
?
is lye k baki 2 ny tali bjaai thi.

Fish said to water: ” u cannot see my tears bcoz i am in water”….
Water replied: “but i can feel ur tears b’coz u r in me”
Thats frendship.

ße Soft & cool Like water
So U can Adjust anywhere in Life

ße hard & attractive Like Diamond
So No one can play with ur emotions.