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1 admi ne zoo mai 3 trah ki zuban bolnay wala tota dekha jo urdu english aur punjabi bolta tha.
Admi: how r u?
Tota: I am fine
admi:kia haal hai?
tota: theek hun ji
admi: o ki haal a?

tota: o kisi gashti maa dia putra tenu 2 vari akhya nai k tera peo theek a.:-)

Tumhari Girlfriend kitni bhi Sharif hogi, kitni bhi changi hogi…

Lekin..

Nahati to phir bhi Wo Nangi hogi…:-
he he he

Paper Dene Or Sex Karne Ke Baad Sari Girls Ki Feelings Same Hoti Hai ;

Kitna Lamba Tha Na

Kash Thora Time Or Mil Jata

Tooba Pehle Kitna Dar Lag Raha Tha

Phir To Pata Hi Nahi Chala Kab Ho Gaya

Uff Teen Ghante Tak To Meri Saans Hi Band Ho Gayi Thi

Aagay Ka To Theek Tha Peechay Ka Kitna Mushkil Tha Na.

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Kya Hua Agar sMs Ka Balanc Nai Hai??
Is me GAAND dene Wali Kya BAAT Hai!!
UTH Jao Pir Kabhi sMs Bhaij Dena...

11 girls ne FRUIT Wale se 11 keley mange

FRUIT WALA: 12 Hi lelo drjen ka hisab laga donga

1 Larki boli: Lelo yar

1 SMS Parhne wale ki Gand me de den ge.

Yar plz muje 1 mint ki call kerdo bat itni zaruri nahi he bus meri doston k sath shart lagi he unhain yakeen nahi a raha k!

Cartoon b mobile rakhte hain!!

The “REAL ART” of conversation is nt only 2 say the “RIGHT THING” at the “RIGHT TIME”..

BUT also to LEAVE the wrong things “UNSAID” at “Extremely Tempting” moments..