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    Latka_Diya_Na ULta?
    Is_Ka_Qasur Pata_Hai_Kya Tha?
    Ye_Mujhe
    SmS_Nahi_Bhejta Tha.
    TuM ßhi Soch Lo
  • Agr koi apko dopeher 3 bje kahe
    “GUD NIGHT”

    ya shaam ko kahe
    “GUD MORNING”

    ya raat ko 3 bje kahe
    “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

    to samhaj len k wo KESC/WAPDA k zulm ka shikar hy
    Bjli ne unka dimagh kharab kr dia hy.
    Asay logon k leay dua keren
    “ALLAH unhe sabr de
    AAMEEN
    Meri taraf se apko boht boht

    “EID MUBARAK”

  • You have only 2 options in life..

    1 –> ACCEPT
    2 –> CHANGE

    So Try to accept what u can’t change,

    And

    Try to Change what u can’t accept….!

  • “Kisi ki KHUSHI mein shreek na ho
    Balky us ki KHUSHI ki vaja ban jao

    Aur

    Her kisi k DUKH mein shreek ho jao
    Na k us k DUKH ki vaja bano.”

  • Kbi Usko Nazr Andaz Na Kro Jo Tmhari boht Parwah Krta Ho,
    Warna Kisi Din Tumhen Ehsas Ho Ga K Pathar Jamaa Krte Krte Tum Ne Heera Ganwa Dia,,,

  • Aj Rat Chand Ne Mujhse Kaha

    “Agar Tmhara Dost Tmhe SMS Nhi Krta To Tm Use Chor Q Nhi Dete”

    Mene Chand ki Traf Dekha or Kha

    “Oye Kisi kol Paise nai v honde

  • A student waz asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near the school

    He wrote:Drive carefully!Dnt kill the students,wait for the Teachers!

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