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Mere Chand ko Bhi
Sep 19
chand nikel hi aya,jisko sawan badli geheer ke lai,chand ne apni shakle dekahai,meri duaien youn bar aien….aaj ke din jo deed huwi hai,,samjho meri eid huwi hai,aaj ke din khush hai mera,roshini hahi,gia andhera,,masaem jo rashk ka aya,ankh se bhaga ashk ka saya,aaj jo dekha hand ko main ne,dil se duaien har dum mangien”aye mere ALLAH Saien”…..”khushian chand dikhata hai,jo tu ous ko bhi khush rakihna aur ous chand ko hansta rakihna,ous ko ko,e dukih mat dena,,,,mere chand ko bhi hansta rakihna…
Chaand Raat Ko
Sep 19
Ab tu har bars,chand raat ko main chand ko dheekta hoo aur yeh guman karta hoo k shayad ab ki bar chand
raat main tum b chalay aao,aur chpkay say meri aankhon par haath rakh ker keh dooChand Dekhna Hai?
Sep 19
EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu Neachay Dekho…
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Dear Maine Bohat Kosish Ki hai
Mobile Main Aanay ki…
Sorry..
Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte
AnyWayz
EiD MubArAkHamesha ke Liye
Sep 19
Mat “DOOR” jana hum say kabhi itna
K “WAQAT” k “FAISLAY” pay “AFSOAS” ho jaey
Kya patta kabhi tum lot k aao,or
Ye “Dil” Hamesha k liye “KHAMOSH” ho jaey.Impossible to Read
Sep 19
Why are a Doctor’s prescriptions impossible to read?
Bcoz They All have an excLusive msg onLy for the Chemist:
“Mene Patient ko Loot Liya, ab Teri baari”
Kuch Bhi Nahin
Sep 19
Jis ko chaha wohi kehta hai wafa kuch b nhi,
aisa lagta hai mere paas raha kuch b nhi,
yun bhi us ne mujhy pareshan kar diya,
sun k meri har baat jaisy suna kuch b nhi,
bohot veeran si hogai hai zindagi meri,
wo jab se chor k gaya mere paas Bacha kuch b nhi.
Double Roti
Sep 19
Aik patham roti k ooper roti rakh k kha raha tha.
Kisi ne wajha poochi to bola
Docter ne roti khane se mana kya hai.
Or bola tha double roti khaya kro…



