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  • chand nikel hi aya,jisko sawan badli geheer ke lai,chand ne apni shakle dekahai,meri duaien youn bar aien….aaj ke din jo deed huwi hai,,samjho meri eid huwi hai,aaj ke din khush hai mera,roshini hahi,gia andhera,,masaem jo rashk ka aya,ankh se bhaga ashk ka saya,aaj jo dekha hand ko main ne,dil se duaien har dum mangien”aye mere ALLAH Saien”…..”khushian chand dikhata hai,jo tu ous ko bhi khush rakihna aur ous chand ko hansta rakihna,ous ko ko,e dukih mat dena,,,,mere chand ko bhi hansta rakihna…

  • Ab tu har bars,chand raat ko main chand ko dheekta hoo aur yeh guman karta hoo k shayad ab ki bar chand
    raat main tum b chalay aao,aur chpkay say meri aankhon par haath rakh ker keh doo

  • EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu Neachay Dekho…
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    Dear Maine Bohat Kosish Ki hai
    Mobile Main Aanay ki…
    Sorry..
    Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte
    AnyWayz
    EiD MubArAk

  • Mat “DOOR” jana hum say kabhi itna
    K “WAQAT” k “FAISLAY” pay “AFSOAS” ho jaey
    Kya patta kabhi tum lot k aao,or
    Ye “Dil” Hamesha k liye “KHAMOSH” ho jaey.

  • Why are a Doctor’s prescriptions impossible to read?

    Bcoz They All have an excLusive msg onLy for the Chemist:

    “Mene Patient ko Loot Liya, ab Teri baari”

  • Jis ko chaha wohi kehta hai wafa kuch b nhi,

    aisa lagta hai mere paas raha kuch b nhi,

    yun bhi us ne mujhy pareshan kar diya,

    sun k meri har baat jaisy suna kuch b nhi,

    bohot veeran si hogai hai zindagi meri,

    wo jab se chor k gaya mere paas Bacha kuch b nhi.

  • Aik patham roti k ooper roti rakh k kha raha tha.
    Kisi ne wajha poochi to bola
    Docter ne roti khane se mana kya hai.
    Or bola tha double roti khaya kro…

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