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  • Koi khushyon ki chah me roye,

    Koi dukhon ki panah se roye,

    Ajeeb silsela hy
    ishq aur mohabbat ka

    Koi wafa K liye roye koi wafa kr k roye.

  • Sab ki khushi ki chah karte hain

    Bas hum itna sa gunnah karte hain
    Aaj phir un k intzar mein bethe hain

    Dekhte hai kab wo hamein YAAD karty hai .

  • Ek MSc Chemistry larki ki gaaliyan:

    Saley expired chemical
    Active reagent may impurity
    Pedaishi poisoned catalyst
    H2S gas ki smell
    Noxious Compound Admi
    Tujhe itna marun ge k teri half life b calculate na ho paye ge
    Used Filter paper
    Apna carbon black jesa munh le k dafa ho jao
    Bloody incomplete reaction

  • …Kabhi Apni Mehboba ko Chand mt Kehna,,..,,
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    Chand Par 5,,6 Admi charh chuke Hen.

    han je je

  • ¤-Koi Tmhe Bhool Jae To Kia Karo Gy

    ¤-Sari Yaadey Mit Jae To Kia Karo Gy

    ¤-Kisi Ko Chorney Se Pehly Ye Soch Lena

    ¤-Koi Tumhe Chor Jaye To Kia Karo Gay.

  • Pajama

    Apny Hi Hotey Hain Jo Pajama khench K Bhaag Jaty Hain “Faraz”,

    Wrna Ghairon Ko Kya Khabar K Tum lastic
    wali shalwar Pehntay ho.

  • “Åpné hòné kà pàtà dé dénà”

    “Kàbhì gùzrò tò sàdà dé dènà”

    “Yààd àà jàòn ìbàdàt mé àgàr”

    “Hàth ùthà k bus dùà dé dènà” …….

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