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Nurse ne Bacha Sardar k Hath ma dia
to
wo Khushi se chillaya;
Ballay Ballay..
Puttar hoya g Puttar hoya..

Nurse chillai;
Kanjra Kuri hoi a.
“Meri Ungal chad.”

Sardar bohat mushkl say baag kr bus pr swar hoa or Driver say kha:

Aa Bus Teri Maa lgdi a?
Dvr:Nhi
Sdr:Te Pehn lgdi aa?
Dvr:Nhi
Sdr:te Kanjra Charn Q nai denda..

Yaadein hain kuch aesi tery naam se wabasta,
Har subha hai jaisy har sham se wabasta,

Bas tery taswar se fursat hi nahi milti,
Rehti hain teri yaadein har saans se wabasta,

Laakhon hain tamanaen per ye dua hai,
Bas naam rahy mera tery nam se wabasta

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Kbi kisi ne itna miss kia?

1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..

Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:

“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….

Aurat K 3 Karishmay!

1) Baghair Ghas Khaye Doodh Deti Hai.
2) Baghair Daanton K Kaccha Gosht Khati Hai.
Aur
3) Baghair Lund K Mard Ki Gaand pharh Deti Hai…

12 ko naraz thi
13 ko barat thi
14 ko suhagrat thi
15 ko bear ki barsat thi
Aankh kuli to pata chala
Sapno ki kali raat thi
Hath me lulli or shalwar brbad thi.