free latest sms / funny text messages & jokes
Free Latest SMS & Text Messages
I Trust You
Mar 22
‘I trust u’
is a better compliment than
‘i love u’
because
u may not always trust the person u love
but
u can always love the person u trust.Sexy Tota
Mar 21
Totay ne sex ki goli kha li or garam ho gaya
malik ne usay thanda karnay k liye firizer mai rakh dyia
20 mint bad us ne darwaza khola to tota pasinay maiduba huwa tha
Malik:* abay tujhay itna pasina q aya hoa hai ?
Tota:tujhey kyia malum jami hoi murgi ki tangay kholna kitna mushkil kam hay.Brazier & Underwear
Mar 21
BOY:
main pyar ki onchai or ishq ki gehrai ko dekhna or chuna chahta hon.
.
.
.
.
GIRL:
seedhi trha q nai kehte k undrwear or braizer utaar du !!!Good Morning Prayers
Mar 21
__G(,")(,")D__ l""v""l__.**.__ L_M_ORNING! _*.,.*< ">*.,.*_ Sweet Thöüghts & Präyers äre Sent ür Wäy tö Wärm ür Heärt & Bless ür Däy.
Jahaz
Mar 21
In Jahazon sy Kaho Hamary chat k uper sy na guzra krein FaRAZ….
.
.
.
Rat ko hum soey hoty hain ,or hmara ‘Trah’ nikal jata hay.
Mantar
Mar 21
Cooja..
Mooja…
Ooja…
Pooja..
Kaani.
Maani.
Jaani.
Taani.
Mao.
Bao
Lao
Kao
Zoo
Noo
Poo
Cho
.
.
Beta ye lulli choti krne ka mantr tha teri to wat lag gai…..Time Pass
Mar 21
Jo
Ho Gaya
Wo Ho Gaya
Jo
Hona Hoga
Wo Hoga
Or Jo Nahi
Hona Hai
Wo Nahi Hoga
Q K Jo
Hona Hai
Wo To
Hoga Hi Hoga
Ab Dekhna Hai
K Kia
Hoga..?
OR
Kia Nahi
Hoga
Hönay Ko To
Kuch Bhi Hoga
Yahi
Sochna Hai
K Kia
Hoga..?
Agar
Kuch Hoga
To Theek
Hoga OR
Nahi Hoga
To Bhi Theek
Hoga
OR
Theek Nahi Hoga
To Kuch
Kaisay Theek
Ho Ga..?
Ab AAP Batao K Aagay Kia Hoga..?
Kisi Or
Ko
AAP
Bhi
Bhejo
Acha
Time Pass Hoga
Nai hoga to wo pagal zaroor ho ga.



