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  • Ek dafa ek maa apne bete ke sath bethi thi..

    1 kawa pas betha tha Maa ne pocha k beta ye kia ha?
    Beta: ye kawa ha.

    Maa ne kuch dair baad phr pocha k ye kia ha?
    Beta: ye kawa ha.

    Maa ne phr pocha ye kia ha?
    Beta: Ghusay se bola k kitni dafa btaon k ye kawa ha.

    Maa hansi or boli k beta jb tu 3 saal ka tha yehi jaga thi or aise he kawa pas betha tha or tm ne 40 dafa pocha tha or mein ne 40 dafa tera matha chom k btaya tha k ye kawa ha.

    *Love u Mom*

  • -=- M A A -=-

    Mujhy Yun Hi Rakhna !!

    Apni Narm Chhao’n Mein

    Apni Garm Baanho’n Mein

    Koi Dukh Nahi Mujh Ko

    Tu Jo Paas Hy Mere

    Koi Darr Nahi Mujh Ko

    Yun Hi Shadman Rehna

    Yun Hi Meherban Rehna …

    Dedicated To My Amma

  • Rehty hyn Mere saath Farishtey Duao’n mein

    Main khush-naseeb hon k Meri Maa Hayat hy….

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    .

    -Value You Mother-

  • Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain,
    Iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain,

    Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka,
    To hans kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain.

  • “Allah” K Khof Se Srif 1 Gunah Chor Dena 1 Lakh Tahajjud Nafil Namaz Se Barh Kr Hy.

  • Kabhi b apne naseeb ko bura mat kaho Q k ye naseeb hi hai k tum MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) k ummati ho.

    ( Subhan ALLAH )

  • Dear Kaisay ho
    yar tm to humen bhool hi gaey
    Men bhi tumhen bholne hi wala tha
    k
    achanak
    aaj
    jab

    masjid
    se
    meri

    chappal
    chori hui to
    tum
    yad aa gaey…

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