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  • Pleas call me,
    Its urgent..

    Ek accident ho gya hy..

    Aap hi ka Blood chaiye.. Pleas inkar mt karna..
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    Wrna..
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    KHOTA mar jaye ga.haha

  • Eq.#1
    Study=Don’t fail

    Eq.#2
    Don’t study=Fail

    Adding eq.1 & eq.2

    =>Study+don’t study

    =fail+don’t fail.

    Takin common on both sides

    =>Study(1 + don’t)
    =fail(1+don’t)

    By cancellation;

    =>study = fail

    Then y waste time..?
    Enjoy ur life..

    Proved by:
    Prof:Usman
    (Noble Prize expected in 2010)

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    Uth jao k hun tvadY te pani suta te twanu pta laggy  subah hogai ay
    "Good Morning"
  • We often fail to understand feelings of the one who is very close to our heart,
    Because a book when held very close to Eyes is very difficult to read.

  • Best combination:

    Usay hum yad atay hey mgr furst k lmho may
    Mgr ye bat b such hey usay furst nahi milti…(Ahmad Fraz)

    Ye Hum Tasleem Karty Hain Humain Fursat Nahi Milti
    Magar Ye Bhi Zara Socho Tumhain Jab Yaad Karty Hain Zamana Bhool Jaty Hain…(Prveen Shakir)

  • Mat baha ansoo be kadron k liya faraz….

    Jo kadar karte hain kabhi roney nahi dete!

  • Kisi ne kaha bachpan ek baar milta hai khoob khel kood karlo. Kahin se awaz aai jawani ek baar milti hy khoob enjoy karlo. Ksi ne kaha college life ek bar milti hy khoob masti karlo.
    Lakin kabhi kisi ne yeh kaha k ZINDAGI B 1 BAR MILTI HAI apny ALLAH ko Razi karlo

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