Pathan SMS

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.

Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?

Pathan:
4

Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?

Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?

pathan:cousin ki shadi he.

boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?

pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .

1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di

Police: Q ki?

Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha

Main ne pucha kon hai?

To bola tumhri BHABI..

1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..

Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:

“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….