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  • Pathan to airhostess
    “tumara shakal hamara biwi se boht milta hay”
    airhostess ne usey ek thappar mar dia
    Patan bola “WALLAH! Adat b boht milta hay”
    :-)

  • Pathan Ki Amma Mar Gyi.
    1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati
    2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati

    Pathan:-
    Chup Ho Jao Kamino
    Amma Kya suzuki Kra K Gai Hy…!

  • Ek Pathan
    Rozana Apne
    ParoSi Ki beLL
    BaJA Kr bhag jata tha
    Ek Din PaRoSi Ne pAkr kr Pcha Ye Kia Hrkat hai
    Pathan: yE Hm Mis_ bELL Marta he aj receive ho gya.

  • Teacher: Radio aur akhbar mein kiya faraq hai??
    PATHAN: Akhbar main rotiyan lapyt saktey hain radio main nahi.

  • Pathan ne ek ghar chori ki
    Sab kuch lootne k baad jaynemaz b utha li
    Maalik bola Ye jaynemaz to chor jao

    Pathan:Oye pagal hm tm ko kia kafar nzar ata hai.?

  • U.S.A K 5 Intelignt Docters ki team is bt pe Resrch kr rhi ti k agr insan ka dimag nikal lia jay to kia hga?
    Uno ne apny 1 sathi MIKE JONS ka dimag nikala. jb usy hosh Me laya gya to wo kehny lga. . .

    ” LAKA NASWAR RAURA”

  • Pathan’s name according to conditions:

    born in jungle:
    sher khan

    in summer:
    sharbat khan

    in war:
    barood khan

    near ocean:
    sumander khan

    wid abnormal Featurs:
    Ajab Khan

    Born Pre-mature:
    Masti Khan

    Born in Anger: Ghazab khan

    In Horror:
    Haybat khan

    With Talent but No Brain:

    Shahid Khan Afridi

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