Pathan SMS

Pathan to airhostess
“tumara shakal hamara biwi se boht milta hay”
airhostess ne usey ek thappar mar dia
Patan bola “WALLAH! Adat b boht milta hay”
:-)

Pathan Ki Amma Mar Gyi.
1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati
2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati

Pathan:-
Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Kra K Gai Hy…!

Ek Pathan
Rozana Apne
ParoSi Ki beLL
BaJA Kr bhag jata tha
Ek Din PaRoSi Ne pAkr kr Pcha Ye Kia Hrkat hai
Pathan: yE Hm Mis_ bELL Marta he aj receive ho gya.

Teacher: Radio aur akhbar mein kiya faraq hai??
PATHAN: Akhbar main rotiyan lapyt saktey hain radio main nahi.

Pathan ne ek ghar chori ki
Sab kuch lootne k baad jaynemaz b utha li
Maalik bola Ye jaynemaz to chor jao

Pathan:Oye pagal hm tm ko kia kafar nzar ata hai.?

U.S.A K 5 Intelignt Docters ki team is bt pe Resrch kr rhi ti k agr insan ka dimag nikal lia jay to kia hga?
Uno ne apny 1 sathi MIKE JONS ka dimag nikala. jb usy hosh Me laya gya to wo kehny lga. . .

” LAKA NASWAR RAURA”

Pathan’s name according to conditions:

born in jungle:
sher khan

in summer:
sharbat khan

in war:
barood khan

near ocean:
sumander khan

wid abnormal Featurs:
Ajab Khan

Born Pre-mature:
Masti Khan

Born in Anger: Ghazab khan

In Horror:
Haybat khan

With Talent but No Brain:

Shahid Khan Afridi